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Global Warming Twarted: Vaccine found for flatulent sheep
2004-09-25
BELCHING and farting sheep and cattle, blamed by doomsters for driving the planet towards climate catastrophe, may have met their match. Eructations from farm animals account for a fifth of all global emissions of methane, a greenhouse gas that is less plentiful but far more potent than the most notorious culprit, carbon dioxide (CO2). Chewing over the problem, scientists at Australia's Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation believe a new vaccine can help protect Earth from the ruminant menace, New Scientist reports.

A vaccine against three species of microbe which produce methane in sheeps' stomachs reduced methane belches by 8 per cent in a 13-hour test. The formula is only a prototype, for the scientists believe they can wack more of the remaining species of microbe, which together account for 80 per cent of sheep methane, the British weekly reports next Saturday.

Methane is 23 times more potent volume-for volume than CO2 in its ability to trap heat from the sun. It is responsible for a fifth of the enhanced greenhouse effect over the past 200 years. The gas is released into the atmosphere from agriculture, landfill and mining as well as from natural wetlands. CO2 is mainly disgorged into the atmosphere from burning oil, gas and coal. Greenhouse gases are so called for their ability to hang in the atmosphere like an invisible shroud, trapping solar heat instead of letting it radiate out into space.
Posted by:Super Hose

#7  Hey, if a deaf guy farts in the woods, does it make a sound?
Just asking.
Posted by: Comment Top   2004-09-25 11:01:41 PM  

#6  Will it work for Kerry?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-09-25 9:20:52 PM  

#5  LOL JIB and all the above.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-09-25 6:56:22 PM  

#4  LOL. Reminded me of the old Johnny Carson routine where he plays Karnack and guesses the question from the answer that Ed gives him.

Ed: "Shish-boom-ba"
Karnack: "What is the sound a constipated sheep makes when you poke it in the belly"?
Posted by: Jack is Back   2004-09-25 2:50:22 PM  

#3  Al Gore will be devistated. He invented sheep flatulence you know.....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-09-25 1:27:24 PM  

#2  "Sheep on Fire". Great name for a band.
Posted by: Pappy   2004-09-25 1:18:10 PM  

#1  Teach them to light their farts; problem solved...
Posted by: Raj   2004-09-25 12:08:58 PM  

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