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Home Front: Politix
CBS News Claims Documents Disprove Christ's Resurrection
2004-09-20
NEW YORK — In yet another bold display of investigative journalism, CBS News has used anchorman Dan Rather and its 60 Minutes program to break a story about a document discovery they say disproves the Biblical account of the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

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Sunday April 12th, 0033
Not much exciting happened today. Still a little down about the whole crucifixion thing on Friday. Kind of a bummer.

Went fishing with Peter and Andrew, but we caught pretty much nothing. They kept trying both sides of the boat for old time's sake, but nothing doing. Andrew kept bugging Peter about trying that whole water-walking thing again. I think Peter was getting really annoyed with him. Talk about awkward.

Peter's still talking about running for the Sanhedrin. I really doubt he would have any kind of a chance. All for now — getting late. I think I got too much sun on that boat.

Monday April 13th, 0033
Another really boring day. I'm starting to realize how much more exciting life was with Jesus around. I doubt I'll ever meet anyone like him again.
Posted by:OldSpook

#8  gave me a smoking spear...
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-20 10:50:03 PM  

#7  Hmmm. Fatima Mapuspatra, our document expert assured us this was the smoking spear that proves Gaul Bushiya was given preferential access to chariot training. And she was very convincing, believe me. She has this thing she does with her, oh, uh, um, nevermind...

Sheesh, we wuz duped!
Posted by: .com   2004-09-20 10:47:05 PM  

#6  .com---I read and translated the ancient text and it is nothing but an advertizing circular waxing poetic on the unveiling of a new and improved baby milk factory.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-09-20 9:45:24 PM  

#5  Ah, yes, .com. I feel enlightened.
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-09-20 7:49:03 PM  

#4  This Bush Family Conspiracy is much older than you think... Think Burning Bush...

It was researched by Assdanius's ancestors, too - and here's Proof from 2500BC... Oops... Looks like pyramidpajamapower.com is having some problems...



Ah, here it is... Our source, Fatima... She will make a believer out of you - or make you forget the question, heh.
(NSFW)
Posted by: .com   2004-09-20 7:43:35 PM  

#3  Oh, so now you're comparing W to Christ?! Is there nothing Karl Rove won't pay you to print?!

/LLL
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-09-20 7:03:52 PM  

#2  BigED, Were the documents written in Microsoft Word. The world Knows all fake documents are written in Word.
Posted by: Jack Bross   2004-09-20 5:43:50 PM  

#1  ROME AD63.. THIRTY YEARS LATER...
THE PARTIAL TEXT OF A NEWSCAST OF THE TIME

BUT IN REALITY THE CAVE OPEN AND FOUND EMPTY, THERFORE THIS REPORTER MUST CONCLUDE THAT THERE WAS NO BODY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I HAVE COME INTO POSESSION OF SOME DOCUMENTS, AND THEY WERE NOT FAXED FROM THE KINKO'S IN JERICHO, OF A FORMER CENTURION WHO WAS A WITNESS ...

DANIUS RATHERUS
URANUS NEWS NETWORK
Posted by: BigEd   2004-09-20 12:03:02 PM  

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