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Much Ado in S. Korea and U.S. Refuted
2004-09-14
Nothing to see here, Yankee warmonger...
South Korea is making much ado that there was a big explosion in Kim Hyong Jik County, Ryanggang Province of the DPRK, on Sept. 9, according to a radio report from Seoul. It first claimed that the explosion was presumed to be a nuclear test or a forest fire and the explosion took place in Kim Hyong Jik County and then asserted that it might happen in an area along the Military Demarcation Line, not in Ryanggang Province. This is a preposterous smear campaign.
Pay no attention to the mushroom cloud!
There has been no such accident as explosion in the DPRK recently. Probably, plot-breeders might tell such a sheer lie, taken aback by blastings at construction sites of hydro-power stations in the north of Korea.
Just blowing up a mountain. Nothing to see here...
The story about the explosion is nothing but a sheer fabrication intended to divert elsewhere the world public attention focused on the nuclear-related issue of south Korea for which they are now finding themselves in a dire fix.
Move it along, Yankee dog....
Posted by:tu3031

#11  Damn, the article was almost literate.

These people desperately need to hire an American PR firm.
Posted by: Mister Write   2004-09-14 11:56:08 PM  

#10  All your exploded mountains are belong to us.
Posted by: Zenster   2004-09-14 11:52:39 PM  

#9  There are no mountains in our beloved country.Many of the bunkers of our world-leading golf courses have over-achieved out of devotion to our Beloved Glorious Master of Golf Great Leader.
Since there are no mountains in the Peoples Paradise,there cannot be a mountain leveled by an explosion.
There was no explosion.
There are no stockpiles of ammo hidden in caves under our glorious golf courses.
There was no mushroom cloud.
Our Glorious Leader has made a great advance in modern Socialist communications technology-smoke signaling.Perhaps you saw our demonstration of the brilliance of our Intellectually Superior Great Leader.
There was not an accident that caused a cache of Socialist Construction Equipment to explode.
Members of our Invincible Peoples Army often hold fireworks displays in honor of our beloved Great Leader.Unlike the effete cowardly running dogs of the decadent West,we hold fireworks displays in our subterranean wonderlands.
Our Most Exalted-Of-All-Time Great Leader has developed the awesome powers of his mind to the point he can alter the very landscape of our beloved land.Which Our Great Leader didn't do.But Our Great Leader could.

Posted by: Stephen   2004-09-14 8:46:59 PM  

#8  There was no explosion! The deaths caused by the non-explosion are all the Yankee imperialist dogs fault!
Posted by: rjschwarz   2004-09-14 3:22:33 PM  

#7  It doesn't even make as mush minimal sense as most DPRK announcements. Who the hell BLOWS UP AN ENTIRE MOUNTAIN AT ONE GO?
Posted by: mojo   2004-09-14 3:22:17 PM  

#6  Actually, recent breaking news claims the explosion was from a Cher concert.
Posted by: Dar   2004-09-14 3:13:31 PM  

#5  Nope, no explosion at all.

They just happened to instantly be missing several hundred tons of rocket fuel and the missles and storage tanks that held it.
Posted by: OldSpook   2004-09-14 2:59:31 PM  

#4  Move it along, Yankee dog....

Classic!
Posted by: Shipman   2004-09-14 2:01:34 PM  

#3  drat. totally missed that my "start baghdad bob ... end baghdad bob" got zorched. bummer.
Posted by: Brutus   2004-09-14 1:47:21 PM  

#2  

There was no explosion. none. We will slaughter the evil Americans and punish them for their dastardly lies.



One could then joke about dancing on graves, but in NK that would be damaging the local food supply.
Posted by: Brutus   2004-09-14 1:46:40 PM  

#1  What rank amateurs!

You're supposed to blame it on the Zionists!

Sheesh!
Posted by: Dreadnought   2004-09-14 1:21:16 PM  

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