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UK Imam Due in Court on Rape Charge
2004-09-06
A Muslim leader was due to appear in court today, charged with the rape of a Scunthorpe woman. Ahmed Niaz (48) was arrested in London on Friday afternoon. Following his arrest, Niaz, who was the former leader of the Scunthorpe Pakistan Islamic Mosque on Parkinson Avenue, was transported to Scunthorpe police station for questioning over the weekend. He has been charged with rape, indecent assault and failing to answer police bail and was due to appear at North Lincolnshire Magistrates' Court this morning.
Posted by:TS(vice girl)

#15  The Answer is: English Cusine.
The Question: What is more frightening than a RN SSBN?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-09-06 2:38:59 PM  

#14  Used to eat "snake and pygmi" pie at the pubs. (stake and kidney). Wash it down with a pint if Guinness. Kept me alive all day.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-09-06 12:47:39 PM  

#13  Didn't go for a meat kebab then, Howard? Beef sandwich?

(Eating all those pies - I'm surprised you saw any of the footie. Who ate all the pies? ;) )
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-09-06 12:03:48 PM  

#12  Very good with mussels.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-09-06 11:58:26 AM  

#11  how're the clams?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-06 11:50:55 AM  

#10  Steak and kidney / meat /meat and potato/ chicken and mushroom. I think their cornish pasties (lamb) were good too. (meat = British for mechanically reclaimed beef.)
Posted by: Howard UK   2004-09-06 11:45:00 AM  

#9  Meat pies, you mean? You're confusing the Yanks, Howard, heh. My first though was, "Cherry or apple?"...
Posted by: .com   2004-09-06 11:41:02 AM  

#8  Scunthorpe f.c. do great pies mmmmm.. Not good for night out unless you're local. Impressive steel works.
Posted by: Howard UK   2004-09-06 11:31:41 AM  

#7  I tried it in a limerick, doesn't work.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-09-06 11:21:58 AM  

#6  Scunthorpe, Scunthorpe - sounds a lot meaner than East Wigglesby, no?

*places forehead against monitor*

I'm getting images of Pirates and Brigands and Rough-Trade Scoundrels... An involuntary "Arrrggghhh!" escapes... Okay, Oh yeah... From a PR standpoint, I think we can work with this...
Posted by: .com   2004-09-06 11:18:20 AM  

#5  It's pronounced scun-thorpe for anyone who's not sure. Jokes along the lines of the man who put the 'c***' into Scunthorpe will be tolerated, however.

Funny how this story's not made the Beeb, innit? I don't think such allegations about an Anglican or Catholic man of the cloth would be ignored in this way...
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-09-06 11:15:06 AM  

#4  Minor league footie team, right?
Posted by: Matt   2004-09-06 11:13:41 AM  

#3  It's a name you don't play with, Frank.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-09-06 11:12:07 AM  

#2  Scunthorpe? Who named that town?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-06 11:04:11 AM  

#1  None but Allan can judge me.. First cries of 'persecution' from major UK Muslim voice in 5.. 4.. 3..
Posted by: Howard UK   2004-09-06 10:33:10 AM  

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