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| KCNA: A Twofer - It's about Pre-Emption, Stupid |
| 2004-08-23 |
| via KCNA. Two articles which, if mind-melded together, paint a stark picture of shameless and naked US aggression and plans of Pre-Emptive War on the Peaceful Peoples of NorKieLand. But then you prolly already knew that. Scoring optional. U.S. Accused of Increasing Danger of War Pyongyang, August 22 (KCNA) -- The United States is contemplating the deployment of an Alaska-based squadron of F-15E fighters of the U.S. Air Force in south Korea in the near future. Minju Joson Sunday in a signed commentary carried in this connection brands the projected U.S. deployment of fighters as a dangerous move for arms buildup to invade the DPRK as it is aimed to mount a surprise preemptive strike at it by use of ultra-modern weapons. Recently the U.S. worked out what it called the "operation plan 5027-04", a new scenario to invade the DPRK, the commentary says, and goes on: The arms buildup pursuant to the U.S. strategy for a war against the DPRK is designed to bolster up the naval and air forces with ultra-modern combat equipment in a bid to further increase the capacity to invade the DPRK through long-range preemptive strike, while reducing the ground forces. The U.S. planned deployment of more fighters is a challenge to the Korean nation desirous of peace and security on the Korean peninsula. |
| Posted by:.com |
| #19 Notice, Rantburgers, that there is no more piss and vinegar, fire and brimstone in KCNA rants. *sniff* They must still have fire and brimstone in stock, but they are plumb out of piss and vinegar. Not having much of an apple crop will hurt vinegar production. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-08-23 9:59:50 PM |
| #18 I'm disappointed as well. Started promising with "recklessly ignite a war against the DPRK" and then no "sea of fire" Lame. No grass on Friday. |
| Posted by: True German Ally 2004-08-23 9:56:15 PM |
| #17 *holds up card* 2.0 Points for Juche, but fouled out for failing to sufficiently brown-nose Dear Leader. |
| Posted by: Ptah 2004-08-23 9:41:09 PM |
| #16 The thing about the norks is that they are like a coal fire underground in Centralia. Just keeps on smouldering. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-08-23 9:22:36 PM |
| #15 I miss the days of White Slag® and seemingly endless helpings of Juche. *sigh* |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2004-08-23 4:14:30 PM |
| #14 From Red Dawn, "I'm an Eagle driver." From Officer and Gentleman, "My grandmother wants to fly jets!" meee tooo. heh. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-08-23 2:29:05 PM |
| #13 ...Unleash the Beagles!!!(Nickname for the StrikeEagle) Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2004-08-23 2:22:08 PM |
| #12 Where would we be without John Pike & GlobalSecurity, eh? |
| Posted by: .com 2004-08-23 2:17:45 PM |
| #11 OPLAN 5027-04: OPLAN 5027 is the US-ROK Combined Forces Command basic warplan. Scroll down for different versions of 5027 throughout history, down to 04. |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2004-08-23 2:05:33 PM |
| #10 It's missing key ingredients, needs salt and is way undercooked. 3.6 |
| Posted by: Raj 2004-08-23 1:22:38 PM |
| #9 OK we won't use 5027-04. Instead we'll unleash species 8472. |
| Posted by: mhw 2004-08-23 12:42:46 PM |
| #8 Operation Plan 5027-04 Curses! They found the Secret Plan™! Back to the drawing board. [*brainfart*] I know! We'll keep the same plan, justchange the number and put it back in a Secret Place™. That will keep them stumped for a while.[/*brainfart*] |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-08-23 12:35:22 PM |
| #7 This is merely additional proof that starvation impairs higher level brain functions. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-08-23 11:13:33 AM |
| #6 The NorKie version of the "standing head". If you read KCNA everyday, it's in there. Every day. They mail these in. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-08-23 9:44:40 AM |
| #5 Lame, lame, lame. Only 2 good bits: the U.S. worked out what it called the "operation plan 5027-04" LOL The DPRK has powerful Songun armed forces Overall, I give it a 1.5 (the old writers must have choked on the grass and dirt diet). |
| Posted by: Spot 2004-08-23 9:40:14 AM |
| #4 Well, at least we got some songun and U.S. imperialists. But there is a complete lack of enthusiasm. Maybe a 6? I wonder if the poor diet is finaly catching up with the agit-prop crew? |
| Posted by: N guard 2004-08-23 9:38:55 AM |
| #3 The tricksy hobbitze wish to take the precious. Isn't it diabolicle the way we bolster our invasion force of 30K soldiers by removing a third of them. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-08-23 9:31:51 AM |
| #2 Why do we have to go to the KCNA to get upbeat news like this? There's never any good news in the MSM. |
| Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2004-08-23 9:31:20 AM |
| #1 This stuff should be called the North Korean alternate reality mind warp effect. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-08-23 6:47:27 AM |