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Georgia Man's Pants Explode
2004-08-03
Apparently, Doyle had combined red phosphorus and iodine, two chemicals used to make methamphetamine, in a film canister. He then stuck the canister in his pocket when the social workers showed up. "He didn't know what he was doing, and it started boiling on his leg," Stanfield said.
"Ooch! Ouch!"
"Hey! Put those back on! I'm a lady, y'know!"
The reaction of the two chemicals heats up to about 278 degrees Fahrenheit before exploding, according to the Messenger.
"Duck, Maude! His drawers are gonna blow!"
"The state might have to destroy the vehicle," Stanfield said. "The car is contaminated now."
"Eeeewww! Ucky!"
Sheriff's deputies found a meth lab on the premises and arrested Tammy Conley, 29, as well as Doyle, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The case workers were treated for minor injuries in LaFayette. Doyle was taken to Erlanger Medical Center in nearby Chattanooga, Tenn., with second- and third-degree burns to his testicles and leg.
"Hokey smokes! Hey, Nurse! Look at this!"
"My Gawd, Doctor! They look like fried oysters!"
Posted by:Chuck Simmins

#5  This is your butt on drugs...
Posted by: GreatestJeneration   2004-08-03 8:42:15 PM  

#4  If I can find financing let's do a show:

RedNecks Do The Damnest Things
I'll do cameos in the first 3.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-08-03 8:25:12 PM  

#3  Just what these tweakers deserve. The town I am in is full of these idiots. To bad the public will end up picking up the tab for their treatment.
Posted by: FlameBait93268   2004-08-03 3:27:56 PM  

#2  ...and fire shot from his pocket.

Ron Jeremy, call your office...
Posted by: Raj   2004-08-03 3:22:17 PM  

#1  All of a sudden, a loud bang happened, and fire shot from his pocket.

Is that a fire in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-08-03 2:37:18 PM  

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