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Home Front: Culture Wars
The cola jihad
2004-08-02
Posted by:tipper

#10  "...but it is definitely a motivator and a reason for pride among Islamic youth, especially in economically weak societies where anything that can hurt America is deemed good and acceptable."

Thought this tid-bit a bit interesting.

Also, anyone know where I can pick up a case of "infidel-cola"?
Posted by: jojo the amazing circus boy   2004-08-02 6:22:01 PM  

#9  "10 percent of the profits will be distributed as donations to Palestinian children. It is intolerable that they should march in anti-American rallies strap bombs to their chests and blow themselves up shoot themselves in the foot by killing their hope for the future suffer, starve and miss school."
Yes, there's an idea that the Israelis are sure to jump for: drink this soda and fund your own demise! Brilliant! Those Zionists will never see it coming!

And does anyone else find it amusing that Mecca-Cola is based in France?
Posted by: The Doctor   2004-08-02 11:14:34 AM  

#8  Chevy must be hoping for a role in Lost in Translation 2: Electric Bosporus.
Posted by: eLarson   2004-08-02 11:04:02 AM  

#7  So one guy comes up with mecca cola. Then another with arab cola. And then another with cola turka. Jeeeeeeeeezis....can't they even think beyond cola, like, say, ginger ale? Apparently, the idea that someone would come up with a non-beverage idea seems to be incomprehensible.

And so, they fight amongst themselves for the small market that exists for people who want to drink islamically-tinged cola.

This is simply another sign that their vacuous, bereft culture is completely unadapted to exist in the modern world.
Posted by: PlanetDan   2004-08-02 11:01:34 AM  

#6  I've seen these before. Truth be told, they're the funniest thing Chevy Chase has ever done.
Posted by: Mike   2004-08-02 10:57:05 AM  

#5  Hey, Chevy, baby! Ain't your career going places!
Posted by: tu3031   2004-08-02 9:47:26 AM  

#4  "Drink Cola-Turka and become Turkish."

That's actually a mistranslation. The correct version is:
"Drink Cola-Turka and become a Turkey."
Posted by: ed   2004-08-02 9:23:17 AM  

#3  "Drink Cola-Turka and become Turkish."
They actually expect this to work?
Posted by: Spot   2004-08-02 9:18:59 AM  

#2  I've never had Mecca Cola but people I know tell me it tastes like a combination of Dr Pepper and salt with a soy sauce aftertaste.
Posted by: mhw   2004-08-02 8:41:12 AM  

#1  Commercials for the cola star Chevy Chase. Filmed in New York, the ads show Americans drinking Cola-Turka becoming Turkish.

It's da bomb! Do they know he's Jewish?
Posted by: ed   2004-08-02 8:35:08 AM  

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