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Home Front: Politix
Kerry to Tell Undecided Voters: 'I'm One of You'
2004-07-29
From Scrappleface
Scott Ott nails him again.
In a leaked excerpt of the nomination acceptance speech John Forbes Kerry will deliver tonight at the Democrat convention, the presidential candidate will tell undecided voters: "I'm one of you."

Political strategists agree the message should resonate with the independent and undecided Americans who Democrats and Republicans alike view as their most valued constituency.

"If you don't know for whom you should vote, or how you stand on the important issues of our day," Mr. Kerry will say, "you have a brother in John Kerry. I'm one of you."

The Democrat National Committee has already produced thousands of red, white and blue placards that delegates will wave during the speech which read: "Undecided for Kerry."
Posted by:GK

#4  Kerry: Do we deserve him?
Posted by: .com   2004-07-29 8:24:42 PM  

#3  Yep, the other day when my chauffer was driving my wife and I from our other mansion to our new Gulf Stream III out at the private airport - I thought - "I'm a regular guy, just like John Kerry". :-)
Posted by: A Jackson   2004-07-29 8:20:23 PM  

#2  Hey yawl catch my act the other night! Yoa! Had that sucker swimming like Spitz!

Hey know the best way to find Japaneese take out?
Yeah! Follow the dolphins!
Posted by: Shamu   2004-07-29 5:11:01 PM  

#1  Ev'ry Democrat loves John Forbes Kerry,
Ever important and solemn is he,
In Vietnam he once did fight,
He's haughty and French-like, isn't that right?

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, changes views so quickly,
And we know Flipper lives in a mansion his wife owns,
Did not earn on his own, wealth he married!


(Apologies to Ivan Torsk and to the world's dolphins.)
Posted by: Mike   2004-07-29 4:40:40 PM  

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