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Kerry to Tell Undecided Voters: 'I'm One of You' |
2004-07-29 |
From Scrappleface Scott Ott nails him again. In a leaked excerpt of the nomination acceptance speech John Forbes Kerry will deliver tonight at the Democrat convention, the presidential candidate will tell undecided voters: "I'm one of you." |
Posted by:GK |
#4 Kerry: Do we deserve him? |
Posted by: .com 2004-07-29 8:24:42 PM |
#3 Yep, the other day when my chauffer was driving my wife and I from our other mansion to our new Gulf Stream III out at the private airport - I thought - "I'm a regular guy, just like John Kerry". :-) |
Posted by: A Jackson 2004-07-29 8:20:23 PM |
#2 Hey yawl catch my act the other night! Yoa! Had that sucker swimming like Spitz! Hey know the best way to find Japaneese take out? Yeah! Follow the dolphins! |
Posted by: Shamu 2004-07-29 5:11:01 PM |
#1 Ev'ry Democrat loves John Forbes Kerry, Ever important and solemn is he, In Vietnam he once did fight, He's haughty and French-like, isn't that right? They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, changes views so quickly, And we know Flipper lives in a mansion his wife owns, Did not earn on his own, wealth he married! (Apologies to Ivan Torsk and to the world's dolphins.) |
Posted by: Mike 2004-07-29 4:40:40 PM |