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Mark Steyn's John Kerry Songbook |
2004-07-16 |
Just one, more at the site: The Pol from Massachusetts (also known as The Girl from Ipanema) Tall and gaunt and grim and dreary The pol from Massachusetts goes stumping And as he's speaking, each one who's listening Goes haaaooowwuuuuhhhhhnnnn (yawn) What he's thinking is quite a riddle He talks so tritely and says so little They check their watches and stretch their arms And go haaaooowwuuuuhhhhhnnnn (yawn) Ahhh, they all watch him so sadly Those who must act like they love him Bob Shrum and Terry McAuliffe Even they must be bound to agree It's a pretty lame candidacy Trial lawyers and union bosses They know it's too late to cut their losses But still they sigh and say why Isn't it Hillary But it just isn't she No, it just isn't she |
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