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Running Eagle
2004-07-04
Got this from my cousin,she is a liberial who can not stand Kerry. Go figure!
During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American’s income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can’t fly.
Posted by:Anonymous5295

#10  Thanks a bunch.com.180+ pieces of spyware,Christ on a crutch!
Posted by: Raptor   2004-07-04 11:32:58 PM  

#9  .com ...thank for the aware link.

By the way, I spent today eating ribs, drinking root beer, and handling lots of guns (one was a WWII M1!).
Posted by: Dragon Fly   2004-07-04 9:08:12 PM  

#8  Cap'n A. - should be Running Poodle
Posted by: Mercutio   2004-07-04 3:36:59 PM  

#7  Good one, Tony (UK)
Posted by: Capt America   2004-07-04 2:44:24 PM  

#6  Raptor - You're blocking cookies. RB tries to write a cookie to your machine when you post a comment - with your nym being one of the data items (The only item, Fred?) saved. If you're paranoid, and tracking cookies (in conjunction with registry changes and other stuff) can be part of a malicious spyware gig on your machine. No big deal most of the time except it will slooooooooow your machine down while it reports back to its master where you go and what you do. Doh!

If you wanna have fun but not feed the trolls... I recommend you allow cookies (IE6: Tools / Internet Options / Privacy / Advanced Button) Override Settings and allow 1st & 3rd party + Session cookies and then schedule 2 programs, Ad-Aware and SpyBot, to clean off the bad guys while you're sleeping.

You can get these 2 FREE software goodies at Tucows, just put "spyware" in the search box and Go. You'll find both there. Save that link - you'll find 75% of everything you want / need there.
Posted by: .com   2004-07-04 2:42:10 PM  

#5  

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can’t fly.



No! - that's got to be a wind-up! If it isn't, then it's a superb slap-down!

Also, a Happy Independence day to our former colonists! :)
(I'm repeating this in every comment I make today, as it's worth repeating...)
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2004-07-04 2:41:13 PM  

#4  Typo: Running Beagle
Posted by: Capt America   2004-07-04 2:36:19 PM  

#3  You Cousin has a White Mountain sense of hourmor.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-07-04 2:32:14 PM  

#2  Now that's funny! :-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-07-04 2:28:52 PM  

#1  Damit,why isn't this thing recognizing me?Anybody else having this proble.
Posted by: Raptor   2004-07-04 12:35:27 PM  

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