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Central Asia
Love and Marriage, Karakalpak-style
2004-06-22
Murojon-khoji Abdiev, a representative of the official Muslim body for Karakalpakstan, is critical of bride-stealing, which is not sanctioned by Islam.
Dare I hope?
He explained, "People are committing a great sin when they steal a girl,
Yes! YES! WOO-HOO!
because after the kidnapping the couple lives for some time without the ‘nikoh’ or sharia blessing."
DOH!!
"Hey! Youse can't do dat! You ain't got no license!"
"Piss off! Can'tcha see we're busy?"
Posted by:Colour Sgt. Bourne

#8  Okay, let's go get married and get bombed together.
Posted by: Capt America   2004-06-22 4:15:31 PM  

#7  In case you're wondering, Karakalpakstan is really Uzbekistan. I can't pronounce either of them so it doesn't matter to me.
Posted by: Steve White   2004-06-22 3:58:07 PM  

#6  "...Have her scrubbed and sent to my tent.."

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2004-06-22 10:16:40 AM  

#5  I thought it was "zug zug"...
Posted by: .com   2004-06-22 10:05:24 AM  

#4  Latka Gravis: We make Nikoh NikNik?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-06-22 9:31:49 AM  

#3  "Bring me the sultry wench, with the fire in her eyes!"
Posted by: Fred   2004-06-22 9:29:24 AM  

#2  When in Rome.....
Posted by: Don   2004-06-22 8:56:34 AM  

#1  OK, don't steal her. What if you just borrow her for a bit?
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-06-22 8:49:53 AM  

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