United Nations refugee chief Ruud Lubbers has postponed at the last minute a visit to Japan due to a heart complaint. The UN High Commissioner for Refugees and former Dutch Prime Minister is taking time off on doctor’s advice. He is suffering from heart problems, Radio Netherlands reported. Lubbers, 65, was scheduled to be in Japan from Monday to Thursday. It is not yet known when the visit will proceed, newspaper De Volkskrant reported. But a spokesman for Lubbers said his health problems were unrelated to a complaint of sexual harassment lodged against him in April this year.
Fred, Ruud needs to borrow some of your pills. A couple of Ex-Lax should do splendidly.
| "No-o-o-o! The big orange ones!" |
| "Nurse! Give him an enema!" |
Lubbers is accused of grabbing a 40-year-old female employee’s bottom. The UN has dispatched a special team of its internal investigation department to determine whether Lubbers is guilty of sexually harassing the woman in December 2003. It’s not known how long the investigation will take.
"Bertrand! Dispatch the Special Internal Investigation Team immediately. Make sure they have the best accomodations, long lunches, and a fleet of Toyota Landcruisers. Also every other Friday off...we wish this investigation to be quite, er, thorough."
"At once, your Excellency."
| If only she'd been a helpless refugee ... |
How does a UN committee investigate a heinie grab?
"... and did he grab your bottom like this?"
"Woohoo!... No. More toward the center..."
"Like this?" |
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