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New From North Korean Labs - Water!
2004-05-19
The demand for Saengmyongsu, a medical drink developed by the Koryo Saengmyongsu Technical Centre of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, is ever increasing among people. The drink (deoxidized water) is extensively used at hospitals and by many people to improve their health and treat diseases. There are some ten Saengmyongsu-serving shops in Pyongyang. The water eliminates oxygen toxicity accumulated in human body by hyperoxia. It prevents aging, maintains and increases the movement function in body and helps relieve physical fatigue. The Academy of Koryo Medical Science has conducted a clinical examination of 3,500 people who took Saengmyongsu for ten months.
"Here, have another glass of Saengmyongsu!"
"No thanks, I'm not thirsty."
"That wasn't a offer, it was a order. Drink!"

The result of the examination proved it very efficacious --50 percent in cancer treatment, 78.4 percent in diabetes, 75 percent in respiratory troubles, 77 percent in hypertrophy (0.5-1 kg decrease of weight on a monthly average), 82.4 percent in women's diseases, 73 percent in liver diseases, 92.6 percent in digestive troubles and 96 percent in skin diseases.
Not just water, magic water!

The centre (E-mail; hyk @ co. chesin. com) has also developed various models of "Koryo Saengmyongsu Producer". The producer won a state invention certificate in Juche 84 (1995) and the patent right on a new device in China in Juche 86 (1997). It can produce deoxidized water very efficacious in the treatment of burns, bruise, bedsore, inflammation, skin diseases, colitis, cystitis, diarrhea, bromatoxism, septic tonsillitis, laryngitis, eye disease, toothache and dermatophytosis and in sterilization of medical apparatuses, meat and vegetables.
My god, is there nothing it won't do? We're doomed!

The small-size producer for family use is very popular among people.
Now if they only had some bread to go with their magic water.
Posted by:Steve

#19  I have no way of knowing how serious you are ANON, but that's too funny.
Posted by: B   2004-05-20 8:09:11 AM  

#18  Anon----ROTFLMAO!!!!That is what it is---a tap off the olde reactor coolant line!!!!!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-05-19 10:07:23 PM  

#17  good reuse of reactor coolant, eh?
Posted by: Anonymous   2004-05-19 8:20:45 PM  

#16  "Have they thoroughly researched the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide?"

And hydrohydroxic acid, too.
Posted by: Korora   2004-05-19 4:02:14 PM  

#15  My God, these people really are at the top of the technological ladder. But they'd better be wary of going too far, too fast. Have they thoroughly researched the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide?
Posted by: The Doctor   2004-05-19 3:36:59 PM  

#14  If hyperoxia is bad, then I guess hypoxia is good? I'm an RN, and that doesn't jive.
Posted by: Anonymous4939   2004-05-19 3:25:02 PM  

#13  Deoxygenated water will kill your goldfish

Shhh - AHM. Kimmie has probably someone on his politburo reading this blog!
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-19 2:56:49 PM  

#12  Actually water has oxygen dissolved in it. Much the way that you can dissolve salt in water. It's not the O in H2O they are taking out it's the dissolved O. Deoxygenated water will kill your goldfish by the way.
Posted by: AllahHateMe   2004-05-19 2:35:42 PM  

#11  Maybe someone in Norkland will get a state invention certificate for "muddy puddle water full of parasites" next. Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmm good!
Posted by: tu3031   2004-05-19 1:33:59 PM  

#10  Cool, Clear Water - Sung by Frankie Lane 1941
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-19 1:22:10 PM  

#9  They had this stuff in an old episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show that showed on TVLand last night: "Take two of these [(walnuts)] and a glass of air."
Posted by: Mike   2004-05-19 1:15:52 PM  

#8  "...deoxidized water... Some call it...hydrogen."


have a cig while you sip - you find the combo invigorating
Posted by: Frank G   2004-05-19 12:37:28 PM  

#7  Beware, Juche fans. This chemical once reduced the human population to eight people.

This thread goes in the Classics!
Posted by: Korora   2004-05-19 12:32:45 PM  

#6  ...deoxidized water...

Some call it...hydrogen.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2004-05-19 12:32:16 PM  

#5  On the other hand, too much dihydrogen oxide can cause death. Just ask a town council in California.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-05-19 12:24:38 PM  

#4  Deoxidized water. Hmm... have they invented the non-aerating faucet tip?
Posted by: eLarson   2004-05-19 12:19:56 PM  

#3  Mmmmmmmmm, I feel 11 years younger.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-05-19 12:15:45 PM  

#2  If you boil your dog on the new water, it really brings out the flavor prior to the BBQ. Mmm-mmm.
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-05-19 12:02:46 PM  

#1  And the secret is Kimmie stands over the vat of benificent liquid with right hand outstretched over the vat, his left hand holding Marx's "Das Capital", while he is reading special passages.

"Religion is the opiate of the masses", therefore I bless this holy water.

And, the people were cured.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-19 12:00:27 PM  

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