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The Great Satan’s Zionist Death Ray Update |
2004-05-07 |
A little good news to start the day. A laser beam under joint Israeli-U.S. development destroyed a long-range rocket for the first time in a test in the skies over the American Southwest, Israel’s Defense Ministry said on Friday. "This is a significant step forward," a ministry spokesman said of the test on May 4 of the "Nautilus" Mobile Tactical High Energy Laser (MTHEL) held at the White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico. The Nautilus laser is being developed mainly by U.S. aerospace giant Northrop Grumman Corp with the help of several Israeli high-tech firms specializing in optics and military hardware. In earlier tests the MTHEL laser had successfully eliminated 28 short-range Katyusha rockets and five artillery shells in flight as well as several "hostile objects" on the ground. Hamas and Arafat must be thinking about what the Israelis might classify as "hostile objects on the ground." |
Posted by:RWV |
#6 Psssstt...Mahmoud..over here... Put another layer of tin foil under your turban, it'll protect you! |
Posted by: TomAnon 2004-05-07 4:47:44 PM |
#5 "New from Ronco Defense, it's the a-ma-zing Zap-O-Matic! It slices, it dices, it disintergrates, it does everything! . . . ." |
Posted by: Mike 2004-05-07 3:19:34 PM |
#4 Osama, Osama, come out, come out, wherever you are. |
Posted by: BigEd 2004-05-07 10:50:54 AM |
#3 Surrendering Arafat Supporter (Agitated): What has happened to our leader? He was right here, right here (pointing), I tell you. Then I saw a blinding red light, heard a sizzle, a pop, and when the light disappeared, all there was. . .I saw a cloud of pink steam. Isralei Soldier (Handcuffing Arafat Supporter): Pink steam? Sorry, can't help you. Are you sure Arafat didn't er... disappear in the night? |
Posted by: BigEd 2004-05-07 10:49:36 AM |
#2 The NEW George Foreman Grill. Fries food in someone else's kitchen so they have all the mess of cleanup. Leave all that messy fat in Palestine. |
Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2004-05-07 10:18:07 AM |
#1 Bwahahahaha!! |
Posted by: Frank G 2004-05-07 9:58:38 AM |