| #2 CNN. Undeterred by the polls showing popularity for Bush remains high, unnamed leaders of the radical Islamist branch of the Democratic National Committe met Wednesday night in a cave in Pakistan. At the conclusion of the meeting, reading from a prepared text, a spokesman said "We are not worried, the meeting is routine. We know the American people will see the truth. Bush knew we were coming before 9/11, he hyped the threat of terrorism, he lied about weapons of mass destruction, and he invaded Iraq to get their oil and to avenge his father's failed policies. Now he is leading the US into another Vietnam, and Iraq will become the mother of all quagmires. The American people are smart enough to see through the Bush attacks on the internationally esteemed Mr Kerry. What fools would believe Mr Kerry lied about American atrocities in Vietnam, lied about throwing away his medals, supported the communists in the Cold War, in Vietnam, in Nicaragua, that he is weak on defense, and flip-flops on issues depending on to whom he is talking. American's will not believe such lies. Meanwhile, we predict that the reckless, cowboy tactics of the US in Iraq will lead to more terrorists attacks (praise Allah) and that the American people will soon see that the only solution to such loss of life is to pull out of Iraq and all Islamic lands, and will take to the streets in mass protests. Allah, praise the United States of America." |