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China-Japan-Koreas
Prospects for N. Korea Nuke Talks Brighten
2004-04-23
Yeah, but it was just the flash from that train explosion.

Thu Apr 22, 2:00 PM ET

By SOO-JEONG LEE, Associated Press Writer

SEOUL, South Korea - Prospects for delaying six-nation talks on prolonging ending the North Korean nuclear crisis ignited brightened Thursday as the complete trainwreck of a communist state’s leader Kim Jong Il promised to show rigor mortis "patience and flexibility" in the negotiations.

In North Korea’s first confirmation of Kim’s secretive S&M fixation trip to China this week, its official news agency KCNA said Kim Chee and Chinese food go great together! President Hu Jintao agreed to try to resolve the dispute peacefully through talks with the United States, South Korea, Japan and Russia.

The countries are to convene a third round of talks in July aimed at persuading North Korea to give up its nuclear weapons program. Previous rounds have made not even a little progress.

"Noting that the DPRK remained unchanged for centuries in its main stand for negotiated blackmail peaceful settlement of the nuclear issue with a final target of being glassed and Windexed denuclearization, (Kim) said that the DPRK would take an active part in the six-party stalling talks with patience and flexibility and make zer-f%&king-oh contributions to the progress of the talks," KCNA said.

DPRK stands for the Dumbsh!t Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, the North’s official insult name.

During Kim’s visit, China pledged to castrate him aid to help North Korea’s economic development, KCNA said without elaborating. Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao also promised to encourage Chinese businesses to avoid all increase dealings with North Korea, it added.

Aside from being gang banged while meeting President Hu and Wen, Kim fellated met former President Jiang Zemin. He also stroked off met Vice President Zeng Qinghong and Wu Bangguo, the No. 2 leader of China’s Communist Party.

KCNA said Kim invited Hu to visit North Korea and Hu accepted.
It’s not who you know, but Hu Yao Bang.
In Beijing, Foreign Ministry spokesman Viet Kong Quan said China and North Korea agreed to work together to promote a new round of six-nation delays talks on the nuclear issue, and that the Beijing leadership would continue its longstanding policy of propping up providing aid to its psycho impoverished neighbor.

The United States and other countries hope nuclear threats on China can use its leverage as North Korea’s leading supplier of oxygen food and energy aid to get it to disarm.

North Korea needs regime change outside aid to rebuild its skeletal hunger-stricken economy, and Kim has shown interest in copying China’s porn flick library capitalist-style experiments. On his way home by train, he nearly stopped for a tour at the booming trainwreck Chinese port city of Tianjin, KCNA said.

Two fuel trains were rocketed collided and exploded in a North Korean train station Thursday, seconds hours after Kim’s train passed through at full throttle, South Korean media regretted reported. Thousands were reported MURDERED killed or injured, the reports said.
Posted by:Zenster

#4  Easy, Jen, I like the strikeouts :-)
Posted by: Steve White   2004-04-23 11:33:37 AM  

#3  Oh, and Strike-out King, it was your boys--Clinton and Carter--that handled the capitulations negotiations that made it possible for Kim to go nuclear, so don't pretend that it this problem "just appeared" after President Bush came into office.
I suppose you're now demanding that he act preemptively, but then you'll be one of those Liberals who'll howl that Bush is a warmonger when he does.
Posted by: Jen   2004-04-23 8:19:17 AM  

#2  Too many strike-outs; knew it had to be Zipster.
Posted by: Jen   2004-04-23 8:15:33 AM  

#1  A newspaper out of Chosun is reporting that when Cheney went to China not long ago, he told the Chinese that if they could not stop NK's nuke program, the US could not stop Japan's or Taiwan's. Don't know how true it is, but sounds about right.
Posted by: Ben   2004-04-23 4:39:19 AM  

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