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| Canuckistan Offensive Launched against Pinniped Menace |
| 2004-04-12 |
| Yes, it’s a Death Match pitting Canada against the baby seals. Contact your local bookie for the betting line. Sealers have been making their way out to ice floes off the coast of Newfoundland and Labrador for the annual hunt. Under new guidelines, most seals are meant to be shot and not clubbed to death in a bid to make the killing more humane. Around 140,000 seals are expected to be slaughtered by the end of Tuesday. Ever since the Cauckians bowed out of the WoT, their aggressiveness has found new outlets: first the testiness with the Danes over puffin-infested rocks, now this campaign against the baby seal menace. Canadian Natural Resources Minister John Efford...argued that the seal population was exploding - an estimated 5.2 million harp seals in the North Atlantic at present Who will take over Canada first, the jihadis or the seals ? |
| Posted by:Carl in N.H |
| #2 Q: What's a baby harp seal's favorite drink? A: Canadian Club on the rocks! |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-04-12 7:51:49 PM |
| #1 Years ago I saw a 2nd City sketch where John Candy threw himself onto a baby harp seal to protect it from a hunter with obvious results. I loved that show. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-04-12 7:12:07 PM |