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Australian judges granted a husband's wish that his wife's jail term be reduced after she was convicted of trying to hire a hitman to kill him. Canadian Gerry Skura, 51, told the court he had forgiven his wife, Marie, and wanted her sentence cut so their family could be rehabilitated. The court heard Marie, 37, also a Canadian, had tried to kill her husband by poisoning his food, giving him sleeping tablets and setting fire to his bedroom.
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Posted by:Steve |
#20 #16 Shipman, I remember one of them. The thing that gave the game away was you used the shift key. Habits are hard to break. |
Posted by: GK 2004-04-07 10:46:51 PM |
#19 There should be a compilation of muck's best quotes. My favorite is "Put HIM in a blender!". (or something like that) |
Posted by: Rafael 2004-04-07 8:35:50 PM |
#18 mucky is my favorite ducky |
Posted by: ex-lib 2004-04-07 3:51:00 PM |
#17 Oh yeah, sure, I'm buying. Lol! |
Posted by: .com 2004-04-07 2:42:31 PM |
#16 Only twice before I realized how good the real muck4doo was. I wasn't in the same league. |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-04-07 2:15:32 PM |
#15 SH - Re: Ship/Muck - I agree... they never post closer than 1:00 apart - I've watched. Of course now he'll stack 2 windows up and hit both submits within a sec or two, lol! |
Posted by: .com 2004-04-07 2:00:18 PM |
#14 SH - Good choice - she gives me the creeps and is very believable in those nasty roles. :-) |
Posted by: .com 2004-04-07 1:57:40 PM |
#13 .com, this surprises me. I thought Shipman was Muck4doo. |
Posted by: Super Hose 2004-04-07 1:56:44 PM |
#12 With repsect to the post, I think Jenifer Jason Leigh should play the lead in the mandatory made-for-television movie. |
Posted by: Super Hose 2004-04-07 1:54:20 PM |
#11 Mucky - No, no, no - you don't get off that easy. I asked you serious deep-thought questions. Pony up, sonny! |
Posted by: .com 2004-04-07 1:53:59 PM |
#10 One good, solid Oklahoma divorce will cure him of forgiving his wife. Two of them will have him plotting to kill HER. |
Posted by: badanov 2004-04-07 1:52:26 PM |
#9 .com i do eating what i like. |
Posted by: muck4doo 2004-04-07 1:49:51 PM |
#8 Lol! tu- Too Late! You're really referring to that funny-looking mold on the brown bread, I know. Lol! Anon - I eat what I like, unlike Mucky. Your posts make no sense - care to elaborate? If you're just playing, then make it your kitty or baby duck, instead of your puppy. If you're not kidding, then make it your wife or girlfriend -- unless you're like Marie and I'd be doing you a favor. Heh, so what's yer beef, Anon? Are you a player or a 'tard? |
Posted by: .com 2004-04-07 1:47:23 PM |
#7 .com, I have no puppy. So go ahead. Eat that. |
Posted by: Anonymous4065 2004-04-07 1:41:56 PM |
#6 Now, now, Anon - you see the comment is directed to our pal Mucky. I think he needs to examine his pro-PETA stance by looking beyond the obvious, the pedestrian, the conventional. Tis time for Muck to face himself in the mirror and dig deep. And if your ever SCREAM AT ME again, I'll hunt you down and kill your puppy. Put him in a blender, I will! ;-) |
Posted by: .com 2004-04-07 1:39:39 PM |
#5 .com: They said not to eat the brown acid. |
Posted by: tu3031 2004-04-07 1:38:11 PM |
#4 .com-- What the HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?! |
Posted by: Anonymous4065 2004-04-07 1:35:21 PM |
#3 He's stupid. He's also toast. Muck - toasting bread doesn't bother you, does it? You're into the PETA thing, but what about plants, huh? Bread -> flour - wheat -> plant -> living thing... They've "proven" (Kirlian photography, heh) plants "feel" and experience "pain" when cut. So what's the difference? What color is your aura? And I'll bet we eventually find that air and water are sentient - just on a level we can't yet detect. What are we going to do? Live on Love - like the incredibly idiotic Gerry Skura above? Methinks you have some deep thinking to do, son. Your PETA stance is wide open to charges of mindlessly following the latest do-gooder crowd - without understanding even a small fraction of the truth. Have you been duped? Are you a tool of those who lead because they've found a bunch of lost children who will follow? The world is not the black and white simplisme set of circumstances you perceive. You'll have to do some intellectual stretching, here. Take your time - I don't want you to suffer a mental sprain. You should check out the comedy of The Firesign Theater. In one skit, the Principal of More Science High is speaking at a pep rally and sez, "As our |
Posted by: .com 2004-04-07 1:34:00 PM |
#2 Oh, I'm sure it will, Mucky. All Gerry has to do is never eat or sleep again. |
Posted by: tu3031 2004-04-07 1:19:59 PM |
#1 im thinking he still dont get it. hope it work out for them. |
Posted by: muck4doo 2004-04-07 1:15:11 PM |