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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Sex theme park opens in south China
2004-03-14
Lends a new dimension to "fun house," doesn't it?
China's largest adult-only sexuality museum and combined natural theme park has opened in southern Guangdong province, boasting such attractions as "penis-like" rocks and "vagina-like" caves.
"Liu! This cave! It's... warm! And the walls are pink!"
"Yes, and it seems to be getting more slippery the longer we're in it!"
The 2,400 square metre sex museum is located not far from Hong Kong on Danxia Mountain near Shaoguan city and is believed to be the biggest such museum in China. "Danxia Mountain is well-known for its special red physiognomy and called 'a naked park' for its penis-like big stone, vagina-like cave, rocks shaped like breasts and naked 'sleeping beauty'," the report said of the park. The mountain was listed on February 13 as one of the "28 world geo-parks" by the United Nations cultural arm UNESCO, the report said. Investment in the museum topped 15 million yuan ($US1.8 million) with six exhibition areas, showcasing such themes as "Sex in Waters and Mountains," "Sex in Phallism," "Sex in Chinese characteristics" and "Sex and Literature," it said. "The museum is a perfect integration of sexual culture and tourism... [and] is open only to adults," it said.
"Was it good for you, too, cave?"
Posted by:Fred

#10  "...and if you help me find my car keys, we can both get out of here."
Posted by: tu3031   2004-3-14 9:17:21 PM  

#9  It must be that growing -- 40 million -- shortage of women thing. Now they have to get their rocks off on rocks.
Posted by: VRWconspiracy   2004-3-14 2:08:23 PM  

#8  Shipman, maybe if I venturied an attitive into the hose stream, the sticky stuff could be broken down.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-3-14 1:47:52 PM  

#7  SH. It's your mission. You don't want to be known as regular hose do ya? What would Shamu think?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-3-14 1:35:30 PM  

#6  Frank, that took me a minute. I shall have to go offline so that I can call for medical attention.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-3-14 12:16:57 PM  

#5  SH - I bet there's a character there with your name on it!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-3-14 12:11:57 PM  

#4  Talk about a difficult job for a janitorial staff, even I would not want to hose that park. Some bodily fluid are not water soluble and I'm sure that I would have to have an incredibly numerous battery of immunizations before hiring. As for non-hose type janitorial work in that park, I would be petrified to even pick up a napkin from the pavement without a complete chem/bio suit.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-3-14 12:03:54 PM  

#3  What do they sell at the gift shops, and are they giving away free samples?
Posted by: Dripping sarcasm   2004-3-14 10:48:46 AM  

#2  "Was it good for you, too, cave?"

My god, the guy must have answered all the penis extension/expansion/lengthening/straightening spams he ever got.

I think he'd look a bit like a bloke standing next to the goodyear blimp.
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2004-3-14 4:56:03 AM  

#1  Are there any "Merry-got-mounds"?
Posted by: Charles   2004-3-14 12:32:40 AM  

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