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| Marriage Ties PKK into Knots |
| 2004-03-03 |
| Most people would look upon a wedding as being a happy occasion; not so among members of the outlawed terrorist organization, the Kurdish Workers’ Party (PKK). As you can tell, this is a Turkish paper. The marriages of Osman Ocalan, brother of the terrorist network’s leader, Abdullah Ocalan, and one other high ranking PKK supporter added to the growing amount of discord among members of the PKK. And now, today’s episode of "The Young and The Ruthless" Osman Ocalan married with a 20-year old Iranian female terrorist. He first saw her on the rifle range, her lips the color of blood, breasts like two RPG rounds. Their eyes met.... Ocalan refused to heed his brother’s warnings against marrying. "Women will just tear your heart out, fry it up and make you eat it. You’re young, why get married now? Wait until you’ve matured and then find yourself a nice 12 year old." He also did not pay any attention to the objections against the marriage coming from the body of the organization. "Yeah, what your brudder said." The marriages took place on Qandil Mountain, which the PKK has been using as a base for some time. And a lovely time was had by all, no reports on how many bystanders were wounded. After the younger Ocalan got married, one of the executives of the organization, Nizamettin Tas, married a terrorist named Dilan. Seems like they got sex more on their minds than overthrowing Turkey. Murat will be pleased. These two marriages stirred up PKK. The marriage of Tas especially caused some militants to remark that the revolutionary dream is over in the organization, which bans marriage. This fits Fred’s contention that happy people in love tend to put kiddy seats in the minivan instead of C4. In a meeting with his lawyers, leader Abullah Ocalan, who is currently imprisoned on the island of Imrali, defended his stance that the marriage turns people into slaves. Now there speaks a bitter man with a ex-wife or two. There’s also a rumor that Osman has given up the family business: Minister of Internal Affairs, Abdulkadir Aksu, stated yesterday that the Ministry did not receive any information about a surrender to American troops by Osman Ocalan, one of the leaders of the terrorist organization, the Kurdish Workers’ Party (PKK), but said there has been disintegration within the organization. Aksu said: "These rumors have been circulating for a few days. However, we have not yet received any information. There is news about it in the media. Due to the homecoming law, anger has been induced in the organization and the result has been some disintegration." |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #2 If this article doesn't retrieve Murat I don't know what will. |
| Posted by: Korora 2004-3-3 4:33:08 PM |
| #1 Ah, great story! Love conquers all. It is so inspiring. *sighs, smiles, rolls eyes* |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-3-3 4:09:26 PM |