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Kerry asked Bush to send Bob Graham as envoy to Haiti. Tibor’s response!
2004-02-27
Kerry has requested that Bush send Bob Graham to Haiti, to solve the situation... According to Kerry, Bob knows the situation.... Yea...... too good.... here’s Tibor’s response

#1 Bob Graham’s diary:

2/27/04 - 7:15-35 am - Woke up, urinated, showered and brushed and flossed teeth.

7:35-55 am - Ate breakfast (bran flakes, OJ and english muffin)

7:55-8 am - Moved bowels (darn that bran works fast!)

8-8:10 am - President Bush called (at my good friend John Kerry’s request) and asked if I would serve as his special envoy to Haiti. Despite the fact that I previously suggested that he be impeached, I accepted his offer because I think it’s the right thing to do. He suggested that I meet with an NSC staffer and the Central and Latin American rep. from State Monday at 7:30 am. I agree to do so, even though Monday is Sausage and Egg McMuffin day. Perhaps I will eat two on Tuesday.

8:10-15 am - Another BM. Is it nerves over going to Haiti or the bran?

8:15-30 am - Spoke to my good friend John Kerry to tell him of President Bush’s call. I had to cut the call short during his congratulations for another BM. What do they put in those bran flakes anyway?

8:30-9:00 - On the bowl. Good thing I brought my copy of Vanity Fair in with me. Graydon Carter sure is angry at President Bush.

9-9:45 am - Spoke to staffers to let them know about my appointment. Asked Mary to work with State on travel and security arrangements.

9:45-10 am - Watched my good friend John Kerry on CNN. That Paula Zahn is a tough interviewer, but my good friend John Kerry handled her well. Paula is easy on the eyes, too. I shouldn’t have written that.

10-10:10 am - Another G** D*** BM! Took some Pepto Bismol. The shade of pink is sickening, but somehow mesmerizing. I wonder what color it is in my stomach.

10:10-11 am - Nap time. More later.

(To be continued)
Posted by:Just Me

#3  Heh. For some reason, Bob Graham actually comes off as a relatively (if not really) decent guy, tibor ...
Posted by: Lu Baihu   2004-2-27 11:16:39 PM  

#2  LOL. Tibor's got Governor Jello down to pat.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-27 7:46:19 AM  

#1  Hahaha....Let John pilot his Cessna to Haiti, strap a parachute to the obsessive compulsive lunatic, and toss Graham out the plane upwind of the sound of the guns. With luck, the neo-JFK will do a JFK Jr. at sunset on his flight back to the USA.
Posted by: Garrison   2004-2-27 1:47:27 AM  

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