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2004-02-24 |
EFL An American National Guardsman serving in Iraq was castigated for writing a letter supporting President Bush, with one critic suggesting that he did not exist but was a fictional character dreamed up by the administration. Fictional in the minds of cowards, yes. Spc. Joshua Madsen, 26, of Indian Harbor Beach, Fla., is serving as a rifleman with Charlie Company, 1st Battalion, 124th Infantry. Hoorah! He is stationed at a base called The Combat Outpost in the eastern section of Ar-Ramadi, one of the toughest parts of the Sunni Triangle of Iraq, and has dodged explosions and bullets on patrol, according to the St. Augustine Record. Once... Madsen, in civilian life a Brevard County firefighter, set off a minor firestorm when he wrote to his wife, Rachel, expressing his support of President Bush and his Iraq policy and asking her to share its contents with his veteran friends back home. Twice, two times a hero... Moby Then his testosterone level dropped... oh, wait. He has none! Say, Spc. Madsen, what do you have to say to the buttweevil? Madsen heard of this and fired back at Moby: "At first, I couldn’t believe it," he said. "I was appalled. What was he saying, that a soldier couldn’t write a letter like that? I responded with a letter to my wife to forward to him." And Moby Of course Moby has not responded, nor has he posted the letter, nor has he recanted his ridiculous statement regarding a patriotic soldier. There is more. See here. |
Posted by:Dragon Fly |
#33 Is Moby . . . setting himself up for another vicious beating? More like a harpooning, I would think. |
Posted by: Mike 2004-2-24 6:06:57 PM |
#32 Aw, Jeez. Is Moby the Dick setting himself up for another vicious beating? |
Posted by: tu3031 2004-2-24 4:28:41 PM |
#31 OP -- How about "Free Mikey," alluding to "Free Willy?" |
Posted by: Mike 2004-2-24 4:22:28 PM |
#30 God, please don't let Moby and Michael Moore beach themselves on the same beach - the putrid smell would send people screaming for 40 miles. "Moby" is self-explanatory, but we need a cetacean-related name for Michael Moore, and his alter-ego, NMM. I'm open to suggestions. |
Posted by: Old Patriot 2004-2-24 4:08:58 PM |
#29 Excellent examples of Rantburgian sarcasm and satire all. KTM, please write "My sarcasm will contain humor" 100 times during recess tomorrow. Class dismissed. |
Posted by: whitecollar redneck 2004-2-24 2:12:45 PM |
#28 Ah, BH. I think Moby does eat meat. Just my opinion. |
Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-2-24 2:11:48 PM |
#27 I'm still in the middle of writing the lyrics to Mall Fair Lady it's a musical about an undereducated K-Mart shopper with a thick southron accent but with social ambitions..... |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-2-24 2:01:43 PM |
#26 According to my Funk & Whatnot's: Mo-by Proper n. 1. fictional "great white whale" of the classic sea novel Moby Dick (1851) by Herman Mellville (1819-91) 2. alleged singer-songwriter (b. 1965) of techno-disco-style music, responsible for such audio atrocities as "Southside" and "We are all Made of Stars;" still at large as of publication date of this volume |
Posted by: Mike 2004-2-24 1:49:15 PM |
#25 Bomb-a-rama, he's an over the hill techno music guy who was briefly famous because of his affiliation with that chick from "no doubt". |
Posted by: Damn_Proud_American 2004-2-24 1:45:41 PM |
#24 Forgive me for not knowing (I guess I'm a bit old), but WTF is "Moby"? And of what significance is this person? |
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2004-2-24 1:33:22 PM |
#23 Trolls, I Quote the Polish Navies' Battle Cry: "We're out-gunned and under-armored; man the lifeboats men, we're goin' to war!" |
Posted by: Bodyguard 2004-2-24 12:52:34 PM |
#22 #13, Why the hatred towards Malls. Did you have trouble getting hired in the food court? |
Posted by: ruprecht 2004-2-24 12:43:31 PM |
#21 Ralph runs Trolls Come.:) |
Posted by: djohn66 2004-2-24 12:41:44 PM |
#20 A pun, word play or even downright silliness is appropriate. That's why muck4doo is the RB AlphaTroll. |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-2-24 12:06:36 PM |
#19 We really shouldn't be too hard on trolls, lefties and Dims in general. After all they have given us John Fonda Kerry. Who else could lead our troops and nation in a full fledged retreat from their duties and obligations? They have no honor. |
Posted by: dataman1 2004-2-24 12:00:58 PM |
#18 KTM is the worst troll ive seen yet, isn't even amusing,just deluded |
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K 2004-2-24 11:53:32 AM |
#17 KTM is the worst troll ive seen yet, isn't even amusing,just deluded |
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K 2004-2-24 11:53:31 AM |
#16 Come on KTM, sarcasm should contain an element of humor. A pun, word play or even downright silliness is appropriate. You receive an "A" for spelling and grammar; a D- for content. |
Posted by: whitecollar redneck 2004-2-24 11:19:53 AM |
#15 Why doesn't Moby, Mike Moore, and Martin Sheen join the Kerry campaign, they certainly helped Dean and Clark! Moby? Has been and almost was. |
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2004-2-24 10:59:41 AM |
#14 Troll alert! Between their offerings to unseat the popular and successful President Bush of John F'n Kerry, the flipping Fonda fan, John Edwards ("Only my hairdresser knows for sure.") and Ralph Nader (Not like a Dem or Pubby! Whatever.), they're just so bitter. |
Posted by: Jennie Taliaferro 2004-2-24 10:11:48 AM |
#13 I support Dubya with all of my heart. If he nukes the entire middle east I will support him. Even as stupid and corrupt as he is he can see the way to do things: make the rich richer and let the middle class pay. I am rich and I benefit from his policies and the hell with the bleeding hear liberals. Get It On Dubya!!! |
Posted by: Kill-the-mall 2004-2-24 10:01:00 AM |
#12 Maybe Andy Rooney, Michael Moore and Moby can all sit on a claymore. Don't want to waste a good weapon on just one mentally deranged liberal. Michael Savage is correct...liberalism is a mental disease. |
Posted by: AKScott 2004-2-24 9:49:37 AM |
#11 Moby you can get stomped by Obie, you 39 year old bald headed fag blow me You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno |
Posted by: gromky 2004-2-24 9:11:23 AM |
#10 BH - LOL! That's a keeper. |
Posted by: Spot 2004-2-24 9:05:38 AM |
#9 Damn, this world is gettin wierd, I'm starting to feel sympathy for Eminem. |
Posted by: Evert Visser 2004-2-24 8:55:50 AM |
#8 With a FORMAL DECLARATION OF WAR from the US Senate, emergency provisions would allow subversives to be ordered held in concentration camps for the duration. |
Posted by: Garrison 2004-2-24 8:51:56 AM |
#7 Is it my imagination or is this the worse negative slur, forget the facts,campaign ever embarked on by a political party. |
Posted by: dataman1 2004-2-24 8:44:42 AM |
#6 RC: Don't know about you, but if I see some scum spitting on any returning soldier, it'll be MY turn to defend THEM. An assault charge is a small price to pay in thanks for service... |
Posted by: Hyper 2004-2-24 8:43:41 AM |
#5 The latter one RC. He helped sabotage us in Vietnam and they're hoping he'll do the same in Iraq. |
Posted by: Charles 2004-2-24 8:42:12 AM |
#4 Should we start a pool on when the left starts either spitting on returning soldiers or calling them "baby killers"? Or does Kerry's lead in the primaries mean that's already happening? |
Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-2-24 8:18:29 AM |
#3 Moby better keep an eye out, most of the 124th is back or on the way back to Florida. |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-2-24 7:56:58 AM |
#2 I'm not surprised coming from the left. It is a despicable vile act by cowards. I guess the far left can't get it through their heads that most of us Love President Bush. |
Posted by: dataman1 2004-2-24 7:49:01 AM |
#1 Lack of beef is making you stupid, boy! Eat a burger and STFU. |
Posted by: BH 2004-2-24 7:27:36 AM |