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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| " Dude, whereâs my French bottled water?" |
| 2004-01-27 |
| From New York Magazineâs celebrity gossip column, so itâs got to be true. It appears that man of the people Michael Moore has gone completely J.Lo on event organizers with pre-event demands. Before heâd agree to present an award for the best 30-second anti-Bush ad at a Manhattan MoveOn.org benefit earlier this month, Mooreâs handlers insisted that he have a supply of Evian backstage. âEven Poland Spring wasnât good enough,â says our inside source. âThey called up to make sure he would have Evian.â "Oui! I must âave ze French stuff!" If he starts demanding orange-blossom- scented candles next, weâre going to call for an intervention. You canât make this stuff up. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #16 MM has to have his benzine fix before he gets going on his performances, hence the French bottled water. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-1-27 8:46:01 PM |
| #15 Interesting post. Moore appears as those he nevers consumes anything containing less than 6 million calories. That slob is giving us fat people a bad name. |
| Posted by: Gasse Katze 2004-1-27 6:29:13 PM |
| #14 nice Steve - Zel! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-1-27 6:23:30 PM |
| #13 seems to leave out facts that don't support his position He likes to rearrange them chronologically too. The Splice King himself. |
| Posted by: Rafael 2004-1-27 1:00:54 PM |
| #12 I'd always suspected he's simply a populist for the primary motive of gaining celebrity. After all, his arguments are simplistic and he "conveniently" seems to leave out facts that don't support his position. He doesn't want people to think about the issues, he wants people to think he's the hero of the underclass. There was a time I had some respect for him, but that was a long time ago, for a very short amount of time. |
| Posted by: PlanetDan 2004-1-27 11:59:59 AM |
| #11 I'd love to be his dentist - just once. "Is it safe?" |
| Posted by: Steve 2004-1-27 11:55:00 AM |
| #10 I'd love to be his dentist - just once. |
| Posted by: PBMcL 2004-1-27 11:17:56 AM |
| #9 I'ld hate to be his dentist. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-1-27 11:11:42 AM |
| #8 It's well-known that the man is a complete ass in his personal life. Rude to staff, throws things, etc. |
| Posted by: gromky 2004-1-27 10:55:53 AM |
| #7 Somebody tell him that the bidet is a drinking fountain. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-1-27 10:55:24 AM |
| #6 I can't wait for that idiot to be nothing more than a trivia question. |
| Posted by: Unmutual 2004-1-27 10:41:32 AM |
| #5 it's been said many times before, but |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-1-27 9:36:55 AM |
| #4 He has handlers? Ewww ick, don't touch that! |
| Posted by: Spot 2004-1-27 9:15:39 AM |
| #3 I always took him for a man of refined tastes. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-1-27 9:14:43 AM |
| #2 Well you know he's not bathing in it. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-1-27 8:45:41 AM |
| #1 I'm suprised that fat bastard drinks water at all, I thought he only drank milkshakes. |
| Posted by: JerseyMike 2004-1-27 7:54:31 AM |