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Iran
Terrorist convention in Tehran
2004-01-26
Via JihadWatch
Militants from some 40 countries across the globe are trekking to Teheran for a 10-day "revolutionary jamboree" in which "a new strategy to confront the American Great Satan" will be hammered out. The event is scheduled to start on February 1 to mark the 25th anniversary of the return to Iran from exile of the late Ayatollah Ruhallah Khomeini. It is not clear how many foreign militants will attend, but the official media promise a massive turnout to underline the Islamic Republic’s position as the "throbbing heart of world resistance to American arrogance."
But... but... Khatami sez they're against terrorism an' stuff!
The guest list reads like a who’s who of global terrorism. In fact, most of the organizations attending the event, labeled "Ten-Days of Dawn," are branded by the United States and some European Union members as terrorist outfits. These include 17 branches of the Hizbullah, a worldwide militant Shi’ite movement created by Teheran in 1983.
I thought they only shared names. This makes it look like they're all connected. Silly me.
Today, Teheran is a magnet for militant groups from many different national and ideological backgrounds. The Islamic Republic’s hospitality cuts across even religious divides. Thus militant Sunni organizations, including two linked to al-Qaida - Ansar al-Islam and Hizb e Islami - enjoy Iranian hospitality. They are joined by Latin American guerrilla outfits, clandestine Irish organizations, Basque and Corsican separatists, and a variety of leftist groups from Trotskyites to Guevarists. Teheran today is also the only capital where all the Palestinian militant movements have offices and, in some cases, training and financial facilities. Iranian officials claim that the presence of these terror organizations in Iran is limited to "cultural and information activities."
Just like they are in Syria, in fact...
The militants’ offices are known as daftar ertebat, which means "contact bureau," while the training offered by the Islamic Revolutionary Guards is presented as "courses in self-defense." Many in Teheran believe that unless the Iranian regime modifies aspects of its behavior, notably in its relations with terrorist organizations, it might find itself in military conflict with the US.
I think that's the general idea.
Until at least last December, one idea was to either cancel the event or curtail it to a one-day prayer session in Khomeini’s mausoleum in Teheran. That idea was vetoed by the "Supreme Guide" Ali Khamenei, who believes that any show of weakness by the regime could encourage its numerous opponents inside and outside the country. Thus Khamenei plans to use the global jamboree to show that Iran is still a revolutionary force and that he alone, and not the ineffective President Muhammad Khatami, calls the shots in Teheran.
I think everybody realizes that, anyway. But I guess Fearless Leader's ego needs stroked...
Khamenei also hopes that the next elections, to be held 10 days after the revolutionary jamboree ends, will produce a new parliamentary majority that shares his strategy. His game plan is to unify the regime by cutting the so-called "reformists" down to size and adopting a wait-and-see tactic until after the American presidential election.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
The militants who are going to Teheran this week are likely to be told that they must lie as low as possible for the next few months without abandoning any of their radical goals. The Teheran gathering is also expected to deepen the recent informal alliances made between Islamist militant groups and a variety of communist, anarchist and environmentalist militant groups against the "American common enemy." It is against that background that the question "What to do with Iran?" must be debated. Today, Iran is ready to offer all the behavioral changes required of it by Washington and the EU. But it cannot change its nature. And there is no guarantee that this particular beast will not bite again - and hard - as soon as it feels that it is no longer threatened. A scorpion does not sting because it is naughty; that is dictated by its nature.
Posted by:Paul Moloney

#27  millions of sticky dot size RFIDs in the convention center's air....
Posted by: 3dc   2004-1-29 1:38:37 AM  

#26  I was #25.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-1-26 6:46:35 PM  

#25  Boy, this target rich environment is salavation city! Hey, if we can't take them out, we at least ought to have someone put an H2S gas generator in the intake ductwork, just to let them know that we are thinking about them.
Posted by: Anonymous   2004-1-26 6:45:48 PM  

#24  What is the range of the Zionist Death Ray again?

Can we get that on an orbital platform by then?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-1-26 4:39:19 PM  

#23  Don't you just know that convention registration is more than the usual hassle, what with each valid ticket holder required to show 4 different passports from 3 continents, 2 currencys and a jar of mustache wax.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-1-26 3:48:32 PM  

#22  Mr. Kozlowski - such a cunning plan, I'm sure it must be wearing a tail (Black Adder)!.

Oh and NGL, it seems a D5 has typically 8 warheads, roughly 350 kT each (Hiroshima was about 20 kT) and an Ohio class submarine has 24 missiles (192 warheads). The CEP seems to be about 122m.

Trident SLBM and for much more detail Trident II D5 fleet ballistic missile

This has been an "Armageddon TV" public service announcement.
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2004-1-26 1:58:42 PM  

#21  Lured by great land deals near Bam. The faithful head to paradise. All attendies get several new identities.
Posted by: Lucky   2004-1-26 12:48:59 PM  

#20  Great idea Mike K. Capitalize on their innate paranoia and let them destroy themselves.
Posted by: Gasse Katze   2004-1-26 12:40:00 PM  

#19  Steve, that was no accident, that was cover to get them to drop their guard.

It's all going according to plan...
Posted by: Anonymous   2004-1-26 12:32:24 PM  

#18  The Teheran gathering is also expected to deepen the recent informal alliances made between Islamist militant groups and a variety of communist, anarchist and environmentalist militant groups against the "American common enemy."

Do the democrats really have enough time for this type of thing during an election year?
Posted by: 4thInfVet   2004-1-26 12:31:51 PM  

#17  Mr. Kozlowski:

You, sir, have a devious and diabolical mind. I love that idea.
Posted by: Mike   2004-1-26 12:20:11 PM  

#16  Warm up the Eathquake Generator, Smithers...

You're forgetting mojo, the Earthquake Generator is mounted on the space shuttle. Unless, of course, they managed to transfer it to the Space Station before the "accident".
Posted by: Steve   2004-1-26 12:03:28 PM  

#15  just for letters for this one.ICBM.
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K   2004-1-26 11:56:27 AM  

#14  Badanov,

Here's something from leftists refuting the stupidity of your professor:

http://www.marxist.org.uk/htm_docs/comm12.htm
Posted by: Ernest Brown   2004-1-26 11:52:52 AM  

#13  Warm up the Eathquake Generator, Smithers...
Posted by: mojo   2004-1-26 11:46:45 AM  

#12  ...Actually, if you wnat to really mess with their little turbans, deliberately crash a Predator with a couple of dummy Hellfires on it just outside of town, then admit it at a news conference with the statement that the drone crashed because the 'tracking signal' from inside the meeting suddenly stopped.
Man, they won't know WHO to shoot first.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2004-1-26 11:24:19 AM  

#11  Even if we can't (or won't) bomb this meeting, we should have a bunch of KH-11s trained on Tehran and some CIA/SF types inside and outside taking pictures. Also, we should have a patriotic infiltrator taking detailed notes, making contacts and getting names.
Posted by: Tibor   2004-1-26 10:17:08 AM  

#10  I'm thinking about 200 kT, about 1500 ft. AGL. Wonder how many warheads a D-5 has?
Posted by: Nguard   2004-1-26 10:00:32 AM  

#9  "Only members receive full access to all of the information on JPost.com"

In the future, please don't post links to subscription-only sites without posting a username/password so that we can access it. Thanks.
Posted by: gromky   2004-1-26 9:58:34 AM  

#8  The Teheran gathering is also expected to deepen the recent informal alliances made between Islamist militant groups and a variety of communist, anarchist and environmentalist militant groups against the "American common enemy."

I got told by a leftwinger/university professor there is no link between Islamic terrorism and communists today. I guess we can chuck that theory out the window.

Both have the same goals: the destruction of America, since the USA is the only force in the world today that offers a decent alternative to the crappy life leftists have to offer.

US bombers would be sweet, but IAF raids would be even better. Heck, an IDF commando raid, complete with films would be the perfect corker to the presidential election of 2004. Bush wins the White House for a second term, and Israel reduces the world's terrorist supply.

A man can dream.
Posted by: badanov   2004-1-26 7:28:22 AM  

#7  Sounds like a perfect time to field test the new B-2 capability.
120,250lbGPS guided bombs would sure make some nice party favors.
Posted by: Raptor   2004-1-26 7:14:30 AM  

#6  adopting a wait-and-see tactic until after the American presidential election

Translation: Praying like mad for a Democrat victory.

GK -- you're assuming Algore would care.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-1-26 6:51:02 AM  

#5  One word: Moab
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2004-1-26 4:38:11 AM  

#4  The Irish are going? I hope they do a decent pint of Guinness in Tehran! Me thinks not.
Posted by: Howard UK   2004-1-26 4:00:10 AM  

#3  The Teheran gathering is also expected to deepen the recent informal alliances made between Islamist militant groups and a variety of communist, anarchist and environmentalist militant groups.... Environmentalists? HMMMmmm. I wonder if Al Gore knows that some of his constituents are rubbing elbows with these other groups whose common goal is anti-American?
Posted by: Gasse Katze   2004-1-26 2:38:01 AM  

#2  My thoughts exactly.
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2004-1-26 2:37:58 AM  

#1  Three words. Target Rich Environment.
Posted by: Val   2004-1-26 1:48:10 AM  

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