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| Dog hits the gas, runs over retiree | |
| 2004-01-24 | |
| Elephants aren’t the only critters running amok.....EFL Merseyside Police said the 75-year-old man was hurt when the dog jumped on to the accelerator, making the vehicle lurch forward, dragging the man with it and crashing into a lamppost. It is thought that it had been travelling in the cab while the milkman was doing his rounds in Wirral, Merseyside. Fortunately, the man suffered only a grazed knee. The dog, however, was taken to a local vet with cuts and bruises.
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| Posted by:Desert Blondie |
| #5 I didn't realize that Shaggy was that old. He must have been older than 40 when they made the show. :-) |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-1-24 1:42:37 PM |
| #4 That's what you get for being tight with the table scraps |
| Posted by: Hiryu 2004-1-24 10:21:57 AM |
| #3 Old Officer making traffic stop: "You can't let the dog drive!"Grouchy Old Man: "Dammit it officer he's on a leash." |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-1-24 8:48:03 AM |
| #2 Second moral: don't neuter Rover and leave the keys in the ignition. |
| Posted by: ed 2004-1-24 6:36:54 AM |
| #1 Moral of the story: don't give Rover the keys to the Rover. |
| Posted by: Mike 2004-1-24 6:04:45 AM |