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| St. Pancake wins Fiskie |
| 2004-01-13 |
| At LGF, Rachel "Araflat" Corrie is the (posthumous) winner of the Fiskie. For those who don’t know, she’s the one who died last March when she tried to protect a smuggling tunnel. |
| Posted by:Korora |
| #19 |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-1-13 11:56:40 PM |
| #18 875 messages now. New record. |
| Posted by: Korora 2004-1-13 11:24:16 PM |
| #17 With 765 messages as of this moment, the Fiskie announcement is closing in on the LGF record for longest string, currently standing at 836. Naturally, this desecration has enticed large numbers of Rachel-worshippers and other looney-left morlocks to enter the LGF lizard's-den and spew their self-righteous dogma. It was, of course, an ambush, carefully laid by the Lord High Lizard of LGF, Charles Johnson himself. The Rachel lovers and other outraged LLLs are being cut off, surrounded and massacred in detail. Don't miss it: the LGF lizard minions are feasting on gamy morlock buttocks and aged hippy haunch! |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-1-13 10:00:35 PM |
| #16 another LGF fan huh? LOL |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-1-13 8:54:55 PM |
| #15 that stupid portrait of her they personally gave to Arafat Was it just me or did she look a lot like a young Elvis in that photo? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-1-13 8:17:15 PM |
| #14 pleased to say that I voted for the flag-burning b*tch. I mentally included her deluded post-60's lefty parents for that stupid portrait of her they personally gave to Arafat. Bet that was toilet paper in the next siege of Ramallah |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-1-13 7:56:05 PM |
| #13 JS UK, Sharon found it much cheaper to build a wall. Turns out Paleos can only visualize two dimensions; verticality is beyond them. |
| Posted by: john 2004-1-13 7:03:01 PM |
| #12 Yeah, but can she sweep both the Fiskie and the Darwin in the same year? |
| Posted by: A Jackson 2004-1-13 6:44:29 PM |
| #11 No one can hear you scream in 2-space. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-1-13 5:20:03 PM |
| #10 All hail the power of Caterpillar! |
| Posted by: john 2004-1-13 3:08:04 PM |
| #9 oh how i laugh at this sad flatened person.I say build a giant bulldozer about a mile in length,no make that 10 miles powered by a nuclear reactor that just squashes all the palo's and thier fuck buddies into the ground. |
| Posted by: Jon Shep U.K 2004-1-13 2:37:16 PM |
| #8 Let's not run the joke into the ground, ok? |
| Posted by: mojo 2004-1-13 2:35:14 PM |
| #7 How'd I miss this earlier? I must have dozed off. |
| Posted by: Dar 2004-1-13 1:33:13 PM |
| #6 I'm crushed... |
| Posted by: Steve Yao 2004-1-13 1:21:43 PM |
| #5 This may sound a little two dimensional but has she been nominated for a Darwin yet? |
| Posted by: JerseyMike 2004-1-13 1:18:50 PM |
| #4 Owww, I voted for Michael Moore... |
| Posted by: Anonymous 2004-1-13 1:08:00 PM |
| #3 Don't tread there! |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-1-13 12:53:36 PM |
| #2 The news just leaves me feeling.....flat. |
| Posted by: Desert Blondie 2004-1-13 12:41:40 PM |
| #1 Quick, Beulah, get the maple syrup! |
| Posted by: LaBud 2004-1-13 12:16:50 PM |