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| AQ issues new threat after their successful Christmas Terror Campaign |
| 2003-12-25 |
| EFL Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden will issue the next of his video messages after a massive attack on US territory, Oh, sorry, we must have missed those attacks; or maybe your mutts were too chickenshit to show up at Orly? Saudi weekly Al-Majallah quotes an official of the terror network as saying, in its next edition. Quoting an e-mail received from a man who goes by the name of Abu Mohammed al-Ablaj, the weekly reports that "an emissary of bin Laden has informed me that the al-Qaeda chief’s (next) appearance (on video cassette) will come after a deadly, far-reaching operation on American territory. you mean the 24 hours of ’Christmas Story’? "In the video, bin Laden will evoke the success of his backers in once again striking the United States to the core and America’s failure (in its anti-terrorist campaign) both outside and inside the country," (somebody is obviously hedging their bets) the al-Qaeda official was reported as saying in the e-mail. "Bin Laden will also reaffirm al-Qaeda’s determination to continue its war against America, until its defeat," figured out yet you ain’t fighting the rooskies, eh? said the message from Ablaj ... |
| Posted by:4thInfVet |
| #7 They have to re-make the video since the Air France operation did not pan out. And since OBL only comes out of his cave once a year to check on his shadow, it's extremely difficult to film him (he doesn't allow anybody inside his cave for obvious reasons...except his women...and the goats...to make goat cheese of course! |
| Posted by: RW2004 2003-12-26 12:01:25 AM |
| #6 Fresh threats from AQ...YAWN.... The Islamokazee sprang to his sleigh To his team gave a whistle And away they all flew Like the down of the thistle And I heard them exclaim Ere they drove out of sight Al Qaeda is done Stick a folk in 'em tonight |
| Posted by: Mark 2003-12-25 11:59:02 PM |
| #5 Perhaps they can put the message straight to video without the attacks. I'd really like to see a Bin Laden video that proves the old boy's alive. Somehow I doubt it. |
| Posted by: ruprecht 2003-12-25 11:37:58 PM |
| #4 I never want to (mis)underestimate the enemy, but it's becoming obvious these clowns have joined the ranks of the hyperbolic sh*t-talkers who can't back anything up. Throwing mutts like the 'Lackawanna 6' in the hole probably has much to do with it- all those fervent Bills Fans (check out the Frontline Story) who never wanted to hurt anyone (except infidels) are too busy tossing salad in the general population to be terrorists. No big terrorist event in the States, no dirty bomb, no planes crashing into buildings, not with a bang but a whimper did the al qaeda mutts celebrate this day. And lo, it was a Merry Christmas. |
| Posted by: 4thInfVet 2003-12-25 11:16:46 PM |
| #3 Oh My GOD! We are all going to DIE ! ! ! ! (of laughter that is...). I think we need to start spreading Al-Q 'Dire Prediction' jokes. Make them the laughingstock of the internet. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-12-25 10:57:56 PM |
| #2 but wait, if you call today you will not only get the video message but a new set of ginzu korans; that's right, the video and the korans for the low, low price of 19.95 + SH. But wait there's more. You want some Al Queda cleaning solution. OK. How much would you pay for the video, the ginzu Korans and the cleaning solution... |
| Posted by: mhw 2003-12-25 10:41:03 PM |
| #1 Thanks for setting the mood, 4IV! At first I was freaked out when I read this on Drudge, but after your "24-hour 'Christmas Story' marathon" jibe, I am laughing. There's one weapon we have that our enemies don't and why will win this war: our sense of humor! I TRIPLE DOG DARE those IslamoNazis to try something! |
| Posted by: JenLArt 2003-12-25 10:00:46 PM |