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| This Just In - Korea Invents Stone |
| 2003-12-03 |
| The Aeguk Multiple Microbiological Institute in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has made a medicinal stone. The activated stone is good for refining all kinds of drink including alcohol. If the stone is put into drinking water, it removes 76.5 percent of various kinds of bacteria including 57 percent of colitis germ and betters the taste of the water by decreasing the content of calcium and magnesium in the water by 17 percent. The stone protects oil from acidification and makes it possible to keep it unspoiled for a long time. It also has good effects on health of the people. It prevents the aging of the human body by checking cell extinction. So it enjoys popularity among the people. It’s official, Korea has entered the Stone Age. Next, Bronze! |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #14 Can I have my stones with tree bark dressing, please? |
| Posted by: True German Ally 2003-12-3 8:28:52 PM |
| #13 Rock modification is the very essense of Juche. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-12-3 5:51:00 PM |
| #12 But does it promote Juche? That's all I want to know. |
| Posted by: BH 2003-12-3 5:11:04 PM |
| #11 …or perhaps they're just halucinating from something sprayed on the grass. The green paint. |
| Posted by: Atrus 2003-12-3 3:29:27 PM |
| #10 "Like, wow, man! This, like, paraquat is, like, really he-e-e-avy!" |
| Posted by: Fred 2003-12-3 3:14:33 PM |
| #9 They certainly have vivid imaginations -- or perhaps they're just halucinating from something sprayed on the grass. |
| Posted by: Tom 2003-12-3 2:55:28 PM |
| #8 Re #1 - Good idea to both. It's done. You guys should remind me what goes into the Classics... |
| Posted by: Fred 2003-12-3 1:11:06 PM |
| #7 Next up? Creating "Instant Life™" and a marine food source to perpetually feed all of NK! Sea Monkeys |
| Posted by: Frank G 2003-12-3 10:57:03 AM |
| #6 Sounds like they invented activated charcoal. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-12-3 10:51:00 AM |
| #5 This sounds like a mildly radioactive substance... Glowing Slag? |
| Posted by: .com 2003-12-3 10:32:56 AM |
| #4 If the stone is put into drinking water, it removes 76.5 percent of various kinds of bacteria including 57 percent of colitis germ Yessir, step right up and have a swig of Dr. Kimmie's magic water, guaranteed no more than 43% coliforms! |
| Posted by: Steve White 2003-12-3 10:31:37 AM |
| #3 Overdoses of the stone result in Loss of Height. |
| Posted by: Charles 2003-12-3 10:30:37 AM |
| #2 Let 'em eat Magic Rocks! An appealing side dish to barnyard grass and tree bark... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2003-12-3 10:20:38 AM |
| #1 Why don't you put this in the Classics? And why isn't the Zionist Death Ray article there? |
| Posted by: Atrus 2003-12-3 10:05:50 AM |