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Iraq
Al Jizz: Innocents killed in Samarra bloodbath
2003-12-01
US troops in the Iraqi town of Samarra have admitted to perpetrating a bloodbath, with one occupation spokesman confirming nearly four dozen people were killed.
And God knows how many puppies, kittens, and baby ducks...
Lieutenant Colonel Bill MacDonald told journalists on Sunday that all the 46 were killed when troops fought off multiple attacks on military convoys. But local residents said US troops killed innocent bystanders when they opened fire on anything that moved around midday.
"Yar! Kill anything that moves! Ferguson! You missed that puppy, dammit!"
Workers at a nearby pharmaceutical plant said at least two colleagues were killed and many wounded as they walked out of the factory gates at the end of their shift, downed by a US tank shooting randomly in all directions. At 13:45, just as staff at the State Enterprise for the Manufacture of Drugs and medical Equipment finished their shift, a second tank arrived and opened up with machine guns, employees said.
"Quitting time, guys!"
One French journalist also reports seeing blood spattered on the ground and bullet holes in the sentry box to the left of the white factory gates. US-led occupation forces and residents alike spoke of multiple attacks in the central Iraqi city that was once home to Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri, Saddam Hussein's deputy and the alleged paymaster of many attacks against occupation forces. MacDonald said US troops also destroyed three buildings used in the attacks and notably fired tank shells against the attackers, who were allegedly wearing the black uniforms of former government Fidayin fighters.
Keeps their street clothes from getting all dusty in the plant, y'see...
Five US troops and a civilian in their convoy were also wounded, two of them lightly, according to the spokesman for the 4th Infantry Division which patrols the town regularly. MacDonald said two convoys were driving into Samarra when they were attacked. "The attackers fired rocket-propelled grenades and automatic weapons at the convoy from rooftops of buildings and from the alleyways," said MacDonald, adding that mortars and improvised bombs also were used against the US soldiers.
No dopubt they were throwing phramaceuticals, too...
"At each location, soldiers from the 1st Battalion 66th Armour and military police returned fire with small arms, 120mm tank rounds and 25mm cannon fired from Bradley vehicles," the spokesman said. In a third attack, another US military convoy came under small arms fire attack from four men travelling in a car. The soldiers returned fire wounding all four and capturing them, said MacDonald, speaking to journalists at the division's headquarters in Tikrit.
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#7  "Asked to comment on al Jazeera's version of events, a Pentagon spokseman said, 'We don't particularly care what they report, seeing as how they're our best source of intel on enemy movements and intentions. Yep, anytime there's an al-Jizz camera crew out with a fedhayeen unit, we get real time GPS coordinates and . . . uh, what was that, General? . . . Oh, uh, gee, all that was supposed to be a secret. Oooops. My bad. Sorry.'"
Posted by: Mike   2003-12-1 12:41:30 PM  

#6  WOW! I didn't know we had a special Army Company that just “fired randomly at civilians.” Oh ho I often wanted to let loose with the full-auto capability of the M-16 (pre 3-shot version) when I was on guard duty. And these Iwacki ?civilians? say that this convoy got to open up with 50 cals, rockets, and tank fire? SIGN ME UP! Not that I like to fire on civilians, but if they fire at us we get to fire back (thems the rules). I also like the classic Army tactic of targeting Kindergartens and Hospitals. This is a sound military strategy! Unlike the car bombs that the Jihadists employ, we have accurate weapons so ONLY schools and hospitals will be damaged. They should give the commander on the ground some sort of medal for coming up with this tactic and maybe they will teach it at the Staff War College soon.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)   2003-12-1 12:08:21 PM  

#5  Given that they are french journalists embedded with the fedayeen. How come there aren't any dead french journalists among them. Our guys must be better at sorting
Posted by: capt joe   2003-12-1 8:06:02 AM  

#4  And just WHO staged an ambush in a civilian area?

Wasn't our guys.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-12-1 8:00:48 AM  

#3   I am very disappointed in the quality of Al Jizz's art department.Where are the "photographs" of US troops wearing SHOOT EM ALL AND LET ALLAH SORT EM OUT t-shirts standing over bodies of children?I'd say Saddam's not getting his money's worth.
Posted by: Stephen   2003-12-1 1:35:22 AM  

#2  One French journalist also reports seeing blood spattered on the ground

What is funny is the attackers do not have one of their 'snuff videos' to prove their claims.

Workers at a nearby pharmaceutical plant said at least two colleagues were killed and many wounded as they walked out of the factory gates at the end of their shift, downed by a US tank shooting randomly in all directions.

Have the writer no idea of how a tank crew operates their vehicle? It takes a lot of communications to even fire a machine gun, and it is extremely unlikely, given the tendency of socialists there and abroad to jerk off over every bullet fired, that a vehicle commander could have ordered random firing of any weapon.

But I guess you gotta give the Al Communistjirra some credit. At least they didn't accuse anyone of targeting civilians. The charge of random firing lends strong credence to the US version rather than what Ay-rabs are saying
Posted by: badanov   2003-12-1 1:04:48 AM  

#1  Hmmm, if they were all 'innocents', then who was squeezing off those RPGs and dropping mortar rounds in there? Those CHEMICAL WARFARE LAB TECHS peaceful pharmaceutical company employees must have been celebrating the end of ramadan with some fireworks. Yes, of course. That's it.
Posted by: Anonymous   2003-12-1 1:04:37 AM  

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