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Ted Rall; idiotarian | ||||||
2003-11-12 | ||||||
Iraq From the Other Side By UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE/TED RALL Dear Recruit: Thank you for joining the Iraqi resistance forces. You have been issued an AK-47 rifle, rocket-propelled grenade launcher and an address where you can pick up supplies of bombs and remote-controlled mines. Please let your cell leader know if you require additional materiel for use against the Americans.
"AHHH! FY LIFS!"
Asshat! It is inevitable. Our goal is to make that day come sooner rather than later. "Yeah! Go Islamofascism!" It is no easy thing to shoot or blow up young men and women because they wear American uniforms. Indeed, the soldiers are themselves oppressed members of America’s vast underclass. Many don’t want to be here; joining America’s mercenary army is the only way they can afford to attend university. Others, because they are poor and uneducated, do not understand that they are being used as pawns in Dick Cheney’s cynical oil war. It’s not an oil war you beauzeau! Unfortunately, we can’t help these innocent U.S. soldiers. They are victims, like ourselves, of the bandits in Washington. Nor can we disabuse them of the propaganda that an occupier isn’t always an oppressor. We regret their deaths, but we must continue to kill them until the last one has gone home to America.
That last is an equivocation. In this vein we must also take action against our own Iraqi citizens who choose to collaborate with the enemy. Bush wants to put an "Iraqi face" on the occupation. If we allow the Americans to corrupt our friends and neighbors by turning them into puppet policemen and sellouts, our independence will be lost forever.
"Hey Mahmoud! Are all people equal?" "Yes." "Eat hot lead, friend of the Merkins!" [Budda! Budda]! Take to heart this warning of Cuban
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Posted by:Atrus |
#7 nope. old Ted's a pussy-boy. A pussy boy more concerned with plants and animals than 100s of 1000s of raped, gassed and slaughtered Iraqis. |
Posted by: alaskasoldier 2003-11-13 10:46:45 PM |
#6 Guess that means you will be leaving to join the fight soon, right Ted? ....Ted? (chirp, chirp, chirp) |
Posted by: War46 2003-11-12 10:23:03 PM |
#5 "Dear Recruit: Thank you for joining the American resistance forces. You have been issued an illegal bolt-action rifle, a drum of improvised explosive material and an address where you can pick up supplies of ammunition and fuses. Please let your cell leader know if you require additional materiel for use against the authoritarian left. You are joining a broad and diverse coalition dedicated to one principle: freedom for America. Our leaders include generals of President Bush's secular government as well as fundamentalist Christians. We are Christian and Jew and atheist, white and black, Anglo and Hispanic, native and immigrant, Democrat and Republican. Though we differ on what kind of future our country should have after liberation and many of us resented Bush, we are fighting side by side because there is no dignity under the brutal and oppressive jackboot of the People's Coalition Provisional Authority headed by the terror-apologist and traitor, Ramsey Clark; or their Vichyite lapdogs in the media, the academic community, and the elitist corporate foundations. Because we destroyed our weapons of mass destruction after the disputed election and the Green Revolution of 2004, we were unable to defend ourselves against Iranian nuclear terrorism. This was the Left's plan all along. Now our only option is guerilla warfare: we must kill as many Leftists as possible at a minimum risk to ourselves." |
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2003-11-12 10:14:09 PM |
#4 I can't believe Rall is still around, haven't heard from him in quite awhile. No suprise that he is still a turd. |
Posted by: Ralltard 2003-11-12 8:19:38 PM |
#3 I'm more than willing to post the money for his plane ticket to Tikrit. Please live out your dream, because you're a brave man Ted I know you're a man of action, not just words. Make the lives of those poor Iraqi people better by joining the glorious fight. allahu snackbar you carbuncle |
Posted by: Brainiac 2003-11-12 5:48:40 PM |
#2 I can't believe this guy. It's a shame we aren't evil enough for him to put on a tablecloth and pick up an AK. I guess even the islamofascists need press agents. |
Posted by: Anonymous 2003-11-12 4:59:52 PM |
#1 Rall is still around?! Ignore, don't feed the troll. |
Posted by: Tokyo Taro 2003-11-12 4:56:29 PM |