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2003-10-29 |
We have all heard of the dead voting, so it is only logical that the Democratic Party would now benefit from an expansion of necro-activism and post-mortem inclusiveness:> New Orleans Times-Picayune, October 2 2003 Gertrude M. Jones Word has been received that Gertrude M. Jones, 81, passed away on August 25, 2003, under the loving care of the nursing aides of Heritage Manor of Mandeville, Louisiana. She was a native of Lebanon, KY. She was a retired Vice President of Georgia International Life Insurance Company of Atlanta, GA. Her husband, Warren K. Jones predeceased her. Two daughters survive her: Dawn Hunt and her live-in boyfriend, Roland, of Mandeville, LA; and Melba Kovalak and her husband, Drew Kovalak, of Woodbury, MN. Three sisters, four grandchildren and three great grandchildren, also survive her. Funeral services were held in Louisville, KY. Memorial gifts may be made to any organization that seeks the removal of President George Bush from office. Nor is this an isolated phenomenon: Capital Times August 21, 2003: Baron, Sally STOUGHTON - Sally Baron, age 71, of Stoughton, died Monday, Aug. 18, 2003, after struggling to recuperate from heart surgery. [Begets and long bio deleted] She also held dear the Bertagnoli family of Janesville; in-laws and their families; various relatives; grand-dog, Scout; and the Packers. A memorial service will be held at COVENANT LUTHERAN CHURCH, Stoughton, at 1 p.m. on Friday, Aug. 22, 2003. Graveside services in Hurley will be held at a later date. Memorials in her honor can be made to any organization working for the removal of President Bush. |
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
#6 Geez, Sally lived behind the cheddar curtain. What would you expect from the state which has the radicals in Madison? |
Posted by: Anonymous 2003-10-30 12:03:51 AM |
#5 I hope these old ladies are not solliciting for donations to Al Queda on purpose. |
Posted by: Super Hose 2003-10-29 5:55:56 PM |
#4 Memorial gifts may be made to any organization that seeks the removal of President George Bush from office. Memorials in her honor can be made to any organization working for the removal of President Bush. Why throw away perfectly good money? Give it to me directly! |
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2003-10-29 4:56:20 PM |
#3 Hey, Murat. Looks like you're in the money... |
Posted by: tu3031 2003-10-29 4:03:40 PM |
#2 You have to wonder if the contributions are really the wishes of Gertrude and Sally or of their descentants. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-10-29 3:36:31 PM |
#1 I've always said I'd be dead before I'd vote for a democrat. |
Posted by: Steve 2003-10-29 3:14:06 PM |