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| 2003-10-23 | ||
| DC Sniper suspect and Screaming Moonbat John Allen Muhammad was going to be his own lawyer, but then changed his mind. Good thing too, if this, his opening statement, was any indication. EFL’d like you wouldn’t believe, read the whole thing. "...Well, the whole truth. What is the whole truth? The whole truth, what I found out when I asked that is, Don’t take anything away from the truth, which means when we take something away from it, it’s not a whole anymore. If we do that, that’s a lie. If we do that, we are deceiving. What’s nothing but the truth? Well, that means you don’t add nothing to the truth. If we do that, we [are] deceiving. We are telling a lie, so this is why it’s important that we tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But how do we jump from the truth to the whole truth to nothing but the truth when at one time all we had was the truth? Jesus said, "You shall know the truth." He didn’t say you shall know the whole truth and nothing but the truth. The truth. For what happened between that time and this time to where we got to deal with three truths?" "Um, John?...could you repeat everything after, ’Well, the whole truth’? My pencil broke."
"But I don’t like basketball. Therefore, it’s not a lie, you forensic freakin’ wonder..." "...In the Caribbean we call -- there is two lies that we call. We say it’s a wicked lie and an insane lie. It’s a wicked liar and an insane liar. What’s the difference between a liar who tells the lie and a wicked liar and an insane liar?" Hint, John - do a mirror check and you’lll get all of those answered. "...Mr. Muhammad this and Mr. Muhammad that. He took away a lot of people’s rights. We actually thought we had a choice. Dirty glass number one or dirty glass number two and then we were forced — out there I’m sure you all were forced to pick, thinking you really had a choice. Dirty glass number one, dirty glass number two. That’s not a choice. A real choice will be between dirty glass number one or a clean glass; and for the next couple days, the next couple of hours, it is my responsibility to set a clean glass of what really happened on those days alongside this dirty glass; and because it’s the nature of a man to choose and to want to choose what is right, I don’t have to tell anyone that the glass is clean. Just because you want to drink out of a clean glass, you pick it. The only reason you would drink out of a dirty glass is because you thought you had a choice between dirty glass number one and dirty glass number two. You really didn’t have a choice." Ah...let’s go back to the whole truth thing. It made more sense."
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| Posted by:Mike Kozlowski |
| #7 I'd like to say that i feel sorry for John Allen, everyone is making fun of him and making jokes, but this is serious, His wife abused him somewhat, because we've only heard her side, we haven't heard his side of how it REALLY was in the marriage, John doesn't need the death penalty, John needs to stay under a therapist, because he just needs someone to help him, and to tell you the truth the reason why he's this way is because of white people, because somewhere somehow, a white person must have did something to hurt him him SO bad, that it made him now hate white people, because from what i heard, on the news John told Lee Malvo, they wanted to make a world that didn't oppress Blacks, and John hated white people, John i feel sorry for ya, because john needs help, and he needs to learn not all white people are bad, but since "Virginia" gave him the death penalty, sure that may be giving relief to the families of the victims but what about John? how does that help him, he needs help, give him Life in prison, but while he's there keep him under a therapist so he can get help, so he won't be feeling the way he does now in prison. |
| Posted by: Anonymous 2003-12-9 11:55:01 AM |
| #6 He's just setting up his, "you can't fry me. I'm mentally impaired" defense. Waddaya wanna bet that his on-again, off-again lawyers set up the whole scenario. |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2003-10-23 2:49:49 PM |
| #5 He sounds like Mojo-Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls. "I am John Allen Muhammed, yes, that is to say, I am John, but not only John, but John Allen Muhammed, therefore you shall call me, because it is my name, John Allen Muhammed." Love how he brings up Jesus too, because he is muslim, he thinks bringing up Jesus will make all the infidel like him, and have mercy upon him. What a dickhead. Too bad he wasn't spending more time learning about Jesus instead of shooting innocent men, women and children. (or inciting a teenage boy, who he probably was molesting, to shoot them) |
| Posted by: TS 2003-10-23 8:52:52 AM |
| #4 Who gives a sh#t what this a-hole has to say......time to fire up ole' sparky. |
| Posted by: Jarhead 2003-10-23 6:13:36 AM |
| #3 Poor guy, just needs a good deprogrammer. |
| Posted by: Anonymous 2003-10-23 5:33:35 AM |
| #2 This guy makes Massoui look like Perry Mason. |
| Posted by: Tokyo Taro 2003-10-23 3:26:24 AM |
| #1 Better check his meds. I wonder if there were any books on abnormal psychology found in connection with Mr. Babbler here. Call me a cynic. |
| Posted by: mojo 2003-10-23 2:02:30 AM |