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About those Frogs...
2003-10-20
This explains everything!
A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom, prosecutors said on Friday, after a newspaper reported the judge whacked off pounded the old pud masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case. The 39-year old judge stretched the baloney masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said. One of the paper’s reporters saw the judge spanking the money "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said. The judge was temporarily suspended from his professional duties and examined by a psychiatrist, a prosecutor in the southwestern town of Angouleme said.
Is that a UN declaration in your pocket, M. Chirac or are you just glad to meet me?
Posted by:Spot

#5  I guess people fo notice if you masterbate when sitting in the judges chair.

So much for that myth.
Posted by: Charles   2003-10-20 10:39:48 PM  

#4  Baliff, get a SwifferTM the floor in my chambers is sticky.
Posted by: Super Hose   2003-10-20 8:18:27 PM  

#3  ROFL! A weasel-waxing weasel!
Posted by: Dave D.   2003-10-20 7:59:00 PM  

#2  What a... ummm... jerkoff.
Posted by: Fred   2003-10-20 7:46:49 PM  

#1   Now we know why justice is blind.
Posted by: Stephen   2003-10-20 6:17:23 PM  

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