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German man charged with teaching dog to give Hitler salute |
2003-10-14 |
Hat tip: Drudge. Edited for brevity. A German man is to appear in court charged with teaching his dog to give the Hitler salute. The black sheepdog-mix, named Adolf, has been taught to lift his right front paw up straight in the salute on command. Police were called to the scene in Berlin when Roland T, 54, shouted at passers-by last year. When a patrol arrived, he allegedly showed them the trick he had taught his dog, gave the salute along with Adolf, and shouted: "Sieg Heil." Now he has been charged with using symbols of unconstitutional organisations. If found guilty, he faces up to three years in prison. "Great goose-stepping greyhounds, Batman, what a diabolical scheme!" |
Posted by:Dar |
#7 Just re-train the dog to use its back leg instead. |
Posted by: Mom 2003-10-14 11:31:43 PM |
#6 T ro'T is in a heap of trouble, I think. BTW, would he be a hundfuehrer?(from Great Escape) |
Posted by: Atrus 2003-10-14 3:45:16 PM |
#5 But the dog was not a purebred! Notify the RSHA immediately! Racial defilement! ____________borgboy sez: "'just say no' to mixed race mutts!" |
Posted by: borgboy 2003-10-14 3:19:46 PM |
#4 I'm sure there will be calls to put the dog to sleep. While I am not a PETA person, just cutting the dogs leg off should be sufficient. We can all learn moderation from Isalm if we care to listen. I hear it... "Peace Train holy rolling.." |
Posted by: Super Hose 2003-10-14 3:15:43 PM |
#3 No Woof Blitzkreig jokes please. |
Posted by: Shipman 2003-10-14 2:04:30 PM |
#2 I guess tyranical dictatorships that destroyed the country are a touchy subject, huh? |
Posted by: Charles 2003-10-14 1:30:02 PM |
#1 ...If found guilty, he faces up to three years in prison. Is that in dog years? |
Posted by: Penguin 2003-10-14 11:25:57 AM |