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Arabs: U.S. recommends removing Arafat for "health reasons" | ||||||
2003-10-13 | ||||||
From the Saudi Al Watan - salt licks available - interesting for their take on the Fish’s situation U.S. officials are interested in the quick "disappearance" of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, preferably by natural means, according to a report in the Saudi Al Watan daily. or unnatural...but violent death at someone else’s hands should be considered natural for Yasshole In the framework of plans for the "day after" Arafat’s rule, American officials are crystallizing a joint Palestinian leadership, which would rule until elections are held in the Palestinian Authority, the Saudi paper reported Monday. Moreover, the daily said that Arafat’s deteriorating health has accelerated the discussion on the so-called "alternative leadership" plan. According to the report, Washington seeks the removal of Arafat in a non-violent coup — similar to the one which ousted former Tunisian President El Habib Bourgiba by current President Zein El Abadin Bin Ali. In addition, the U.S. officials suggest that Arab doctors create a report which would state that Arafat is currently incapable Not gonna happen - his Force 17 Furthermore, the Americans suggest a scheme, in which Arab leaders and European officials would begin persuading Arafat to resign — and maybe even move to another Arab or European country. Elba?
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he smells terrible...need to keep him on ice, because he’s decomposing dramatically The official assessed that "if Arafat were to die a natural death — a civil war in the PA is not expected to break out," however added that "anarchy and confusion for a period of time are likely, until the new Palestinian leadership would be able to base its rule".
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Posted by:Frank G |
#3 Now Matt.... That is just damn cold. Accurate but cold, don't you have any feelings? |
Posted by: Shipman 2003-10-13 6:35:52 PM |
#2 I wonder what the 18-year olds Palestinians who are about to blow themselves up think of the fact that their fearless leader is going to die of old age (and a rich man to boot.) What's the Arab word for "sucker"? |
Posted by: Matt 2003-10-13 4:10:02 PM |
#1 So stuff the old monster, give him a quick coat of shellac, and put him behind his desk. Nobody will notice. |
Posted by: mojo 2003-10-13 3:42:24 PM |