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Africa: North
Twin sisters held for bomb plot
2003-09-03
Twin sisters have been arrested in Morocco accused of plotting to carry out suicide attacks in the capital, Rabat, police said on Wednesday.
Ummmm, twins.
Two Moroccan dailies - Al Ittihad Al Ichtiraki and Assabah - reported that the dumbass sisters, whose surname was given as Laghrissi, were plotting with Muslim extremist groups to carry out a suicide attack against a supermarket in a residential area of Rabat.
"Let's face it, Fatimah. We're about the ugliest pair of twins in North Africa. We're never gonna get a man to beat us. We might as well blow ourselves up..."
A police source confirmed that the two sisters had been arrested days before the planned attack. According to the newspapers, the twins had written to the chief cleric at a Rabat mosque to ask if their planned suicide attack was "legal". The cleric replied that it wasn’t.
"Are you nuts? Where do you think you are, Chechnya?"
The sisters then contacted two Muslim fundamentalist groups in Morocco — Ahl Assounna wal Jamaa and Al Hijra wa Attakfir — who sent the twins documents on Jihad, or holy war, Al Ittihad al Ichtiraki wrote.
Uhhh... Takfiris once tried to assassinate bin Laden for not being Islamic enough. The current head of Ahl Assounna wal Jamaa is one of the theorists and preachers of Salafi Jihad.
"This reassured the two sisters as they plotted their suicide attack," the paper wrote.
They must have an equal oportunity program, at least when it comes to boomers..
Posted by:Steve

#11  I guess the Islamonuts have finally gotten over their "girls are icky" problem if they are allowing them to blow crap up.
Posted by: Baba Yaga   2003-9-3 8:14:47 PM  

#10  Angie,
Real nice big "Makro" (pretty sure of name)supermarket in Rabat. Kind of like "Sam's". Beer, whiskey, and wine section is BIG. About 1-2 km from Embassy neighborhood, btw.
Posted by: Michael   2003-9-3 6:36:50 PM  

#9  So, when these girlie boomers go to heaven, do they get the 47 virgin girs also. Are they dykes ?
Posted by: Bill   2003-9-3 5:52:49 PM  

#8  That or they're conjoined twins, and want to be seperated in the most gruesome way possible.
Posted by: Charles   2003-9-3 5:17:11 PM  

#7  It's the Middle Eastern Islamofascist version of the old Doublemint twins commercial: Double your blast radius, double your fun!
Posted by: Mike   2003-9-3 5:15:12 PM  

#6  why do I have the feeling they don't look like the Coors Lite twins?
Posted by: Frank G 2003-9-3 3:10:08 PM

They're probably not much to look at, but you can tell that they have an absolutely *wonderful* personality!
Posted by: Flaming Sword   2003-9-3 3:33:56 PM  

#5  Would this be a Zionist occupier supermarket or a Great Satanist oppressor supermarket?
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2003-9-3 3:28:19 PM  

#4  Yeah, great, more from that wonderful Religion of Peace™. I'm sure my Lutheran minister regularly has to deal with young men and women asking him whether its moral to blow up unarmed civillians at the local supermarket (NOT!).
Posted by: Flaming Sword   2003-9-3 3:23:23 PM  

#3  Bet you could find a Palestinian Chief Cleric to declare their suicide attacks legal.
Posted by: Yank   2003-9-3 3:21:51 PM  

#2  Again, Morocco seems to be taking the WoT a bit more seriously than most of its neighbors...
Posted by: seafarious   2003-9-3 3:11:42 PM  

#1  why do I have the feeling they don't look like the Coors Lite twins?
Posted by: Frank G   2003-9-3 3:10:08 PM  

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