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MPs defend Swazi bare breasts
2003-05-16
Swazi politicians are defending the right of women in traditional dress to expose their breasts.
Hurrah! I'm with them!
A visiting Nigerian priest angered MPs by saying naked breasts are indecent and encourage the spread of HIV/Aids. The priest, who calls himself Apostle Oseadeba Saint Ekho also said during a special prayer service in parliament that praying to ancestors is outdated.
"Apostle Oseadeba Saint Ekho"? Betcha he picked that out himself. He was prob'ly born Herman or Willard or Rupert Oseadeba and went for the drama...
"How can you claim to be fighting the spread of HIV/Aids when you have billboards of bare-breasted women," he said. He cited an advertisement near the capital's international airport which welcoming people to the African kingdom shows a bare-breasted Swazi woman.
"Bartender! Milk for everyone!"
He said the kingdom had many other things to offer, other than bare breasts
So what's wrong with offering everything, including bare hooters?
On worshipping ancestors, he said: "How can I ask for any help from my ancestors when they know nothing of this fast-moving technological world we live in today. They would only be confused".
I dunno. I think I'd start 'em off easy, like maybe with driving lessons. It's not like you need a PhD to be an ancestor...
When the remarks were raised in parliament on Wednesday, politicians said his remarks were insensitive and insulting.
Really? I wonder why?
"It is evident that Apostle Saint Ekho is ill-informed about Swazis and their culture," senator Masalekhaya Simelane said. "Swazi men are attracted by women's naked thighs not their breasts," he said.
Leg men, huh? I try to maintain a balance, myself...
However, local church leaders have said the Swazi custom of women exposing their breasts is often commercially exploited.
Well, that's certainly never happened before...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

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