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| Iraq |
| Iraq vows no surrender |
| 2003-04-08 |
| US forces will either surrender or "be burned in their tanks," Iraqi Information Minister Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf warned when asked if Iraq would surrender. "We have imprisoned them inside their tanks," said Sahhaf, speaking outside the Palestine Hotel housing journalists minutes after it came under bombardment. "Yep. They're stuck in there. Can't get out. Nope. Nope." |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #7 Former Liberal--Could we call the second volume Information Ministers Gone Batshit, and have Tariq Aziz footage from the first Gulf War as a complement? |
| Posted by: BMN 2003-04-08 17:39:11 |
| #6 If Saddam was dead, then wouldn't Infoman bug out? |
| Posted by: Douglas De Bono 2003-04-08 16:08:46 |
| #5 tu3031-- No! Don't kill Info Man! His standup comedy routines are the best! |
| Posted by: Former Russian Major 2003-04-08 15:52:33 |
| #4 I never had sexual relations with Saddam Hussein. |
| Posted by: Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf 2003-04-08 15:23:15 |
| #3 Hey, Info Man! So I guess he wasn't at the "meeting" last night? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2003-04-08 15:18:23 |
| #2 Arnett hasn't felt the need to report it, but the word on the "Arab street" is that all of the IM's appearances are going to compromise the first of several volumes of hilarious "Baghdad Bloopers" which will be sold in DVD and VHS formats, the sales of which will be used to pay for a large portion of rebuilding Iraq. The second volume, assuming the rights can be purchased from the BBC, will be of that esteemed body's radio coverage of events on Saturday, April 05 juxtaposed against the pictures shot the same day of Coalition forces doing everything the BBC said the Coalition wasn't doing. - Your Man in Baghdad |
| Posted by: FormerLiberal 2003-04-08 15:14:27 |
| #1 But they have cable, lap dancers on tap, and cold Bud in the cooler. That Abrahms is really something! I've heard that they've been warned not to throw the empty bottles out, however, littering is frowned upon in Baghdad. |
| Posted by: PD 2003-04-08 14:54:09 |