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Glad she didn't want to become a dentist...
2003-02-10
I promise... No more today from Fark.com...
A 17-year-old girl who helped two friends club 16 calves to death in August told a judge yesterday that she had hoped to become a veterinarian. The Monroe teen was sentenced to 30 days at Denney Youth Detention Center on three counts of animal cruelty. She also was ordered to complete drug treatment, said Snohomish County Deputy Prosecutor Remy Leonard. The girl sobbed and apologized to the judge for her role in the attacks. Leonard said the girl, who dreamed of becoming a vet even though she dropped out of school in the sixth grade, said she was high when she and two others attacked the calves at a dairy farm.
"Well, Mrs Jones, it looks like your cat needs surgery."
"Fluffy's head looks crushed."
"Just a coupla dents. We'll have it popped back into shape in no time. Read me the directions on these here cat forceps, wouldja?"
"Ummm... Are you high on Drano again today, Doctor?"
"Wouldja like some?"
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#1  "I spent the happiest six years of my life in sixth grade"
Posted by: Anonymous   2003-02-10 16:26:13  

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