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| Iraq to chair U.N. disarmament conference |
| 2003-01-29 |
| Not 'the Onion' this time, but CNN. UNITED NATIONS (CNN) -- Iraq will chair the United Nations' most important disarmament negotiating forum during the panel's May session. Hello Dumbass UN! - Will there even BE an Iraq in May? At the rules-minded United Nations, it's not a country's status with international weapons inspectors, but the letters in its name that determine which member state chairs the Conference on Disarmament. "The irony is overwhelming," a U.S. diplomat said. Chief U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix and Mohamed ElBaradei, director-general of the International Atomic Energy Agency, Monday delivered their 60-day report on the status of weapons inspections in Iraq. It was a less-than-glowing summary, with both men saying Baghdad is not cooperating with inspectors and is not being forthcoming on disclosing information about its weapons programs. Iraq will take its turn as the head of the conference, a U.N. spokesman said, because of a "purely automatic rotation by alphabetical order." Therefore, joining Iraq as co-chair for the session in Geneva, Switzerland, will be Iran. Oh, this should be good! The conference chair helps organize the work of the conference and assists in setting the agenda. The May 12-June 27 conference will be the 25th anniversary session since the conference was established in 1979 after a special U.N. General Assembly session. The conference is made up of 66 countries who have been divided in recent years on several issues, including the prevention of an arms race in outer space. The conference and its predecessors have negotiated such major multilateral arms limitation and disarmament agreements as: • Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons Success Level - Zero • Convention on the Prohibition of Military or Any Other Hostile Use of Environmental Modification Techniques What the hell is this? Someone wake Mr. Orwell and have him translate this double-talkish nonsense. • Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production and Stockpiling of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons and on their Destruction Success Level - Zero • Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production, Stockpiling and Use of Chemical Weapons and on Their Destruction Success level - Zero • Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty I assume to be chaired by Pakistan and India respectively Surprisingly little on the Committee and convention on the prohibition of selling ice skates and snowshoes to Satan. |
| Posted by:Frank Martin |
| #3 Iraq chairs a disarmament forum, Syria on the Security Council, Lybia to head the U.N.Council on Human Rights. Sounds like the U.N.is no longer a viable orginazation,and should be place on the a shelf next to the League of Nations. |
| Posted by: Raptor 2003-01-30 08:37:35 |
| #2 The UN. We don't do much...but we're very good at it. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2003-01-29 15:03:03 |
| #1 Convention on the Prohibition of Military or Any Other Hostile Use of Environmental Modification Techniques That would be the remote controlled hurricanes and tornados we've been testing. Those need more work, but Project Ice Age 2003 seems to be coming along nicely. |
| Posted by: Steve 2003-01-29 13:53:38 |