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| CIA hit squad accused of London assassination |
| 2003-01-06 |
| Yvonne Ridley Just a warning: If you're not familiar with her, Yvonne's a nut... A man accused of using a website to offer training to would-be terrorists has died in a London hospital under mysterious circumstances. Friends and family believe Sulayman Zain-ul-abidin was murdered in his hospital bed as he recovered from a routine knee surgery. Sully's the guy who was selling the "Ultimate Jihad Challenge" from his website: £3,000 bought you a two-week course at a range in Alabama... Those suspecting foul play, say the Muslim convert could even be the first victim of a CIA hit squad sent to Britain to "eliminate" terrorist suspects. Re-e-e-e-e-ally, Yvonne? Pray, tell on! The American agents who are licensed to kill, are under orders to "track, hunt and eliminate" Al Qaeda suspects as part of President George W Bush's War on Terrorism. Actually, they spend most of their time hanging around the baccarat table, when their hotel rooms aren't been invaded by tall, leggy women who wear sunglasses at night. You know the type... Now questions are being asked if Mr Zain-ul-abidin's name featured on the hit list. Sheikh Abu Hamza, a friend of the dead man, is already thought to be on the hit list suspected of being Al Qaeda's spiritual leader in Europe. Abu Hamza's the guy who tells his mosque buddies that murder, bank robbery and looting are legitimate weapons against the enemies of Islam. If I had a hit list, I'd put him on it... Mr Zain-ul-abidin was admitted to hospital near Uxbridge, west London, for a routine operation on his knee. Within days of the minor surgery his health dramatically deteriorated and he slipped in to a coma. Medical records went missing arousing suspicion among those close to him. "Sulayman was laughing and joking with us for the first two days after his operation. He was sitting up in bed and said he felt fine. By the third day he seemed drowsy and his wife became alarmed. After that he slipped in to a coma. His drug records went missing and no one seemed to know what medication he had been given. It all sounded very suspicious and then on Sunday he died. He never came out of his coma. We wanted a big investigation," said a close family friend. She's suggesting somebody put gasoline in his IV bottle. Or maybe he got a poisoned get-well card, like Khattab did... However, the exact cause of his death may never be known, after the family of Mr Zain-ul-abidin refused a post mortem examination on religious grounds. He was buried on Tuesday after a service attended by more than 400 people. If the grass dies for 300 feet on either side of his grave, somebody put him down. But I'd guess he had a bum ticker or something... "The cause of death on the certificate has been given as cardiac arrest, organ failure, a septic knee and arthritis. His death is very suspicious. The day before he went into hospital he said he wanted to see me about something very important. He said he had some vital information about the anti-terrorist squad, but did not want to discuss it over the telephone." Shortly thereafter, in all the B movies, there's an explosion, usually followed by a car chase. |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #7 Maybe one of Sulayman's docs has a "00" in his medical license number. |
| Posted by: Tresho 2003-01-07 00:15:10 |
| #6 How can you actually tell, when an Islamo-fascist nutcase is in a coma? The spittle spots spraying and the drooling starts. Brain level activity is however the same. Yeah, I know its mean. So what! |
| Posted by: Anonymous 2003-01-06 21:16:58 |
| #5 Couldn't have been that fine British socialized medical system that contributed to his demise, could it? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2003-01-06 15:37:32 |
| #4 Nah, it's probably just Jethro. He always wanted to be one o' them "double-nought spies"... |
| Posted by: mojo 2003-01-06 15:21:30 |
| #3 Ummuh News is a propaganda outlet, but they sure have a funny idea of propaganda. If this is true, I, as an American kafir, would be greatly encouraged. And I'm not sure news like this would swell the ranks of the jihadis. So what purpouse does this report serve? |
| Posted by: Pete S. 2003-01-06 14:27:23 |
| #2 "licensed to kill"? I think I have the real man right here... |
| Posted by: Raj 2003-01-06 13:55:46 |
| #1 Actually,dying in a UK hospital is not in itself suspicious at all. "Dr.Shipman!Dr.Shipman!The patient has suddenly turned very cold and rigid!" "What!Didn't he check in with a high fever?Send him back home,Sophie!" |
| Posted by: El Id 2003-01-06 13:34:22 |
