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''Please form a line so you can be executed in an orderly manner...'' |
2002-12-01 |
The Independent has come to the conclusion that we shouldn't fight terrorism. Instead, we should "adjust" and accept the fact that a certain number of us are going to get killed without warning, for no particular reason other than that a certain proportion of the world's population hates us for being us. Chris Johnson has come to the conclusion that it's too bad terrorism calls for killing people at random. If there was a prescribed order, the Nevilles at The Independent would be trying to get to the head of the line. |
Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
#4 Now just sit still while the man(iac) with the beard draws a bead on your skull. To move or protest would just enrage him more! After all we must consider the context- if he had an F-16 with a daisy cutter he would not feel so inferior and thus need to prove himself by killing kafirs. |
Posted by: Craig 2002-12-02 12:24:33 |
#3 |
Posted by: ruprecht 2002-12-02 10:47:31 |
#2 I like it. Wasn't there a Dilbert cartoon several years ago featuring "strap-on plastic spines"?... |
Posted by: mojo 2002-12-02 10:14:37 |
#1 We have Easy Jet, Easy Rent-a-Car, Easy Internet Cafes over here in London. I am thinking about having them start up an Easy-rent-a-spine and establish it on Fleet Street. Probably go bankrupt in the first week, though. |
Posted by: Jack 2002-12-02 03:20:29 |