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| Egyptian mag sez Binny's in Qatar. Really. |
| 2002-09-19 |
| A high ranking Arab source disclosed that the leader of al-Qaida organization Osama Bin laden and al-Mulla Omar, the leader of the Taliban movement, and Ayman al-Zawahiri, the assistant of Bin Laden, and other 25 persons representing key al-Qaida leaders are in Qatar. He saw them at the Burger King. They all had onion rings. The Egyptian October Magazine quoted the source as saying that Bin Laden and his group are living in a place far from the capital, Doha, under strong guarding to the extent that the guards do not know who is being guarded. "And the inhabitants don't even know who they are. They think they're somebody else, but we know better." The magazine added that the source stressed that Bin Laden, al-Mulla Omar and their colleagues fled from Afghanistan before the entry of the American forces to it in a way which "was not recognized nor can be imagined." "Whoa! Wow, Ayman! That was the biggest boom yet!" "Yeah, Binny. Where the hell are we?" "Is this New Joisey?" "Shuddup, Mullah Omar. This is Qatar. I recognize the sand." |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #2 Actually, I don't think they could be at a Burger King. The Arabs are boycotting Burger King because it dared open up a restaurant in an Israeli settlement in Palestine. Maybe it was a Wendy's. |
| Posted by: Chris Durnell 2002-09-19 15:43:18 |
| #1 This measures zero on the Believability Index... |
| Posted by: Raj 2002-09-19 09:48:28 |