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Sheep Cleared of Anti-Social Behaviour
 | | Righto, then. But where does the bear pee? | Pope still Catholic, sun to rise in east to-morrow, a pet sheep which was blamed for eating flowers on graves at a cemetery has been cleared of the crime.
Colin Peake, Anti-Social Behaviour Co-ordinator for Stroud, warned Ms Deburiatte in November that the animal was banned from the cemetery and must also be kept on a lead. He reminded her the sheep was only licensed to live in her back garden and threatened to inform Trading Standards staff and officials at the Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs. | Why is it I think Colin is bucking for a job at the Ministry of Silly Walks? |
After the 32-year-old protested the sheep's innocence observations were mounted on the graveyard. | Alert the SAS! (Sheep Activities Service) |
It was not until two deer were spotted in the cemetery eating roses last week that Colin was finally cleared. | Ah hah! Twas Bambi did the dirty deed! |
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-12-07 |
