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2024-04-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Nazca alien mummies are real, DNA evidence proves'

[GEO.TV] Nazca alien mummies are found to be real as DNA evidence proves that they co-existed with human beings, as per a claim by an investigator.
Right. He said it, so we should believe it. Silly me, I had expected that actual space aliens would have an analog of DNA, but not DNA due to separate evolutionary paths.
Jois Mantilla, who operated closely with the mummies in order to identify their origins, confirms that he has made a progressive DNA discovery that could "change the course of history" and which is more important than the moon landing, according to The Sun.
The Sun being a reputable news source, of course. I'm surprised those genuine space aliens from the Magellanic Cloud are bilaterally symmetrical, though I suppose trilaterally or quadrilaterally would be harder to achieve.
Known as Nazca mummies, several mysterious extraterrestrial-looking creatures, have been discovered across Peru in a set of thrilling findings.
Having separate evolutionary paths, I was surprised to see they had heads up top, ears in the same place as humans, ribs, shoulders, hips and legs in the same conformation.
Peruvian journalist Jois Mantilla who has been leading an investigation into the mummies, also confirms that they are thousands of years old and once walked among humans.
Bone and muscle in the same arrangement?
With some even saying they were aliens, the mummies were unearthed by astonished discoverers and caused mass doubts over where they originated from.
"Hey! Where'd that come from?"
"Andromeda galaxy, obviously. Count the ribs!"
"Space aliens got ribs?"
When Jois and fellow journalist Jaime Maussan presented two mummies discovered in Palpa and Nazca, Peru in 2016 to the Mexican Government, they made headlines last year.
"FLASH! Somebody gave space alien mummies to Mexico!"
As a presentation of their newest mummy — called Monserrat — descended into chaos, their investigation has caught the attention of the public once again.
"Yeah. It's them again!"
However,
the difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits...
the project has been slammed by the critics including the Peruvian Government, saying the bodies are nothing more than dolls made by artists.

Posted by Fred 2024-04-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [262 views ] Top

#1

OK, shut up and shared the Nazca mummies DNA with 20 other Worldwide INDEPENDENT labs.

Then have those Labs verify the findings.

As an extra safeguard, run it anonymously through Ancestry.com and see what it reports.

Posted by NN2N1 2024-04-28 08:29|| 2024-04-28 08:29|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm surprised those genuine space aliens from the Magellanic Cloud are bilaterally symmetrical,

Perhaps the Creator is simply fond of featherless bipeds. Judging from the fact that here on Earth we have some 350,000 species of beetles, it seems like the Big Guy has his whims.

Posted by SteveS 2024-04-28 10:31|| 2024-04-28 10:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Ancient Astronaut Theorists say, "Yes."

Posted by Slomosing Snaiter4294 2024-04-28 11:55|| 2024-04-28 11:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Confucius say: "Jumping to conclusions can lead to big fall."

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2024-04-28 12:03|| 2024-04-28 12:03|| Front Page Top

#5 #3 Beat me to it

Posted by Rex Mundi 2024-04-28 21:37|| 2024-04-28 21:37|| Front Page Top

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