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2023-07-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

I have 800 tattoos and can't get a job ‐ not even cleaning toilets

[NYP] She’s failed to ink a job deal.

A woman with 800 tattoos says she’s struggling to find gainful employment because bosses cast judgment on her inked-up appearance.

Melissa Sloan, 46, who hails from Wales in the United Kingdom, previously had a job cleaning toilets but says she hasn’t been able to find a similar gig because of the art that adorns her face and body.

"I can’t get a job," Sloan bluntly told the Daily Star. "I applied for a job cleaning toilets where I live, and they won’t have me because of my tattoos.

"People have said I have never had a job in my life, but I have had one once and it didn’t last long," the mother-of-two added. "If someone offered me a job tomorrow, I would go and work — I would take that offer."

Posted by Besoeker 2023-07-07 05:11|| || Front Page|| [22 views ] Top

#1 Other than being a 1870-1960's era Circus Freak Show display. She'll never achieve gainful employment. Well OK!, maybe Target or Disney World. ☺

Posted by NN2N1 2023-07-07 05:43|| 2023-07-07 05:43|| Front Page Top

#2 A woman with 800 tattoos says she’s struggling to find gainful employment because bosses cast judgment on her inked-up appearance.

Melissa Sloan, 46, who hails from Wales in the United Kingdom, previously had a job cleaning toilets but says she hasn’t been able to find a similar gig because of the art that adorns her face and body.

...Congratulations, Melissa. You're now so unique that no one wants anything to do with you.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2023-07-07 06:21|| 2023-07-07 06:21|| Front Page Top

#3 1st pic was fubar'd

Posted by Frank G 2023-07-07 06:58|| 2023-07-07 06:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Nothing a blowtorch won't fix.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-07-07 07:08|| 2023-07-07 07:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Call centers. She'll be asking you about your cars extended warranty.

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-07-07 07:36|| 2023-07-07 07:36|| Front Page Top

#6 Perhaps we should be more concerned with what's inside her head.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-07-07 08:12|| 2023-07-07 08:12|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm sick of these spoiled morons whining about problems they created.

Posted by DarthVader 2023-07-07 09:22|| 2023-07-07 09:22|| Front Page Top

#8 Guess I can skip breakfast now...

Posted by Raj 2023-07-07 09:26|| 2023-07-07 09:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Waistline and hands say no work ethic.

And in teh interwebs aige?

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-07-07 10:26|| 2023-07-07 10:26|| Front Page Top

#10 Circus clown. Traditional makeup.

Posted by Graque Gremp2207 2023-07-07 12:27|| 2023-07-07 12:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Saticon

Posted by Super Hose 2023-07-07 12:58|| 2023-07-07 12:58|| Front Page Top

#12 How did she get money for all that "body art" if she's never had a job? I suppose I should know better than to ask but it might be an interesting piece of information. Did Soros pay for it?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-07-07 13:18|| 2023-07-07 13:18|| Front Page Top

#13 money

At least one, maybe two baby-daddies.
Others.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-07-07 14:07|| 2023-07-07 14:07|| Front Page Top

#14 ^ proof that males will mate with anything.

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-07-07 16:21|| 2023-07-07 16:21|| Front Page Top

#15 Wonder if you rubbed that super dough on her if it would transfer images?

Posted by Frank G 2023-07-07 18:49|| 2023-07-07 18:49|| Front Page Top

#16 That's how she got her belly done.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-07-07 18:55|| 2023-07-07 18:55|| Front Page Top

#17 ^Frank do you mean Silly Putty?

Posted by Super Hose 2023-07-07 20:09|| 2023-07-07 20:09|| Front Page Top

#18 Rod Steiger enters the chat.

Posted by EMS Artifact 2023-07-07 20:17|| 2023-07-07 20:17|| Front Page Top

#19 ^ Silly Putty.Yes!

Posted by Frank G 2023-07-07 20:35|| 2023-07-07 20:35|| Front Page Top

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